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Evan Peters Imagines

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TRUMP IS IN MY COUNTRY

I REPEAT: FUCKING DONALD TRUMP IS IN ARGENTINAAAAAA

I wanna het out of here I HATE HIM

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November 28th

Hey guyssss

Si today I’m officially on vacations ‼️

Plus: tomorrow my country will be hosting the G20 (literally, every single president will be coming to my country: freaking scary).

I meeeean, TRUMP IS COMING TO ARGENTINA. TO MY COUNTRY.

PUTIN IS COMING TO ARGENTINA.

I’m not happy.

Anywayyyyyyyy, that means I won’t be able to go to work on Friday !!! (Bc the fucking city is fucking closed to e v e r y o n e)

I will try to publish as many imagines as I can 💞 if you feel like reading something in particular, please submit your request !

I love you all thanks for being here still 🥰

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this wasn’t requested, but I kinda wanted to write it, so here it goes:

The room was full of people that I knew, but had never spoken to. With my drink in my hand I looked for someone to talk to, someone that I knew. Everyone was chatting animatedly about work issues, how well the year had gone. Typical office year-end party. 

My office colleague, Sally, was busy with a lawyer who worked a floor above us. I always knew that she had a crush on him, so I decided not to interrupt. I worked in the office a short time ago, so I didn’t really know many people. I stood by the bar watching my cell phone, trying to hide my desperation for not being alone.

A couple of minutes passed until I saw Evan approach the bar and order a glass of champagne. Judging from his way of walking and talking, he had drunk enough.  While the bartender served him, he stared at nothing with a smile on his face. Really, he needed to stop drinking for that night.

I watched him for a while drink from his glass without noticing that I was at his side. He was completely drunk. When he finally saw me, his smile got bigger and he approached my face awkwardly to kiss my cheek. The smell of alcohol was tremendous. 

He stared at me without saying anything until he realized it was weird. Uncomfortable situation, really. 

What surprised me most was that despite being totally drunk, he was still handsome. He had the first button of his shirt unbuttoned, and he wasn’t wearing a tie. I had always seen it unblemished, so that look caught my attention. It suited him, made him look more relaxed. 

"What are you doing here?" He said with a smile on his face "I never saw you at one of these parties before"

“That's because I started working just a month ago, boss” I was nervous, to tell the truth. I didn’t know how to talk to my boss totally out of himself. 

"True!" he shouted, banging the table and laughing loudly. Some people turned to see us and I felt my cheeks flush. "Do you want to drink something? I could have another one of these" he said looking at his almost empty glass.

"Are you sure?" I said without thinking. I repented immediately. I was afraid that he would be offended or something, we should remember that despite alcohol, he was my boss.

He looked at me and with a smile said "Relax, I have it under control. You sure you don’t want anything?"

“No thanks, boss-”

“Call me Evan, (Y/N), we’re at a party!”

I smiled shyly and felt his eyes on my face.

He looked at me for a while without saying a single word. I wanted to run out of there.

“You look beautiful... I never saw the freckles before” he said touching my cheeks “they’re nice”

“Thanks” I whispered

“What?” Apparently he couldn’t listen, because he got closer to my face, making me sense the huge amount of whiskey he drank.

“I said thank you, Boss”

He rolled his eyes and jumped “I told you to call me Evan!” He cried. I felt like I was talking to an adolescent. A reaaaaally hot one.

“Ok, sorry, Evan”

“See? My name sounds so sweet coming out of your mouth” he was getting close to my lips “I wonder how they taste”

“Wow, stay there, big boss!” Someone shouted from behind “the lady is clearly uncomfortable, dude”

I was, but I also wanted to kiss him, to be honest.

“Don’t worry” I said to his friend “he’s completely out of himself”

“Yeah, he’s not usually...” the man started to apologize, but I cut him before he could end.

“I know, really, it’s ok. I think he needs a bed right now”

And God knows I needed one too.

•———•

The next Monday I walked into the office begging to be able to get into my box without seeing Evan. I knew he probably wouldn’t remember anything about Friday night, but it was weird anyway.

“I SAW YOU” Sally said sitting next to me “I saw you getting all sweet with the boss!” He whispered loudly “I fucking love that couple!”

“Shhhh! Sally!” I tried to shut her “he was completely drunk, totally out, and nothing happened”

“But you wish something would...”

“Well, I mean, he’s hot, and he’s...”

“Coming right here” she said opening his eyes widely “omg”

“Fuck” I said out loud. He was, indeed, walking straight to my desk. I felt my cheeks getting red in matter of seconds.

“Y/n, I need to have a second with you. If you don’t mind, Sally” he looked at her and she walked ot of my box looking at me with excitement.

“Yes, boss?” I tried to act normal but it clearly wasn’t working.

“I been told that I acted like a fool last Friday” he said directly to me “and I wanted to apologize”

“Oh! Don’t worry”

“Yes, I do worry. I’m not sure if I can remember much, but Kevin told me I tried to kiss you. That behavior was totally inappropriate”

“Well, with all due respect, you were drunk, boss”

“I know” he smiled shyly “but I wanted to make this right anyway. So, this is for you” he handed me his presentation card, the same I had thousands of in my desk “and I told you to call me Evan”

He walked away from me and a minute later Sally was asking me what happened.

“Nothing, he said he was sorry, and gave me his presentation card”

“But... you have a lot of those already” She said grabbing it from my desk “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

Her screaming made half of the office turn to see us “He wrote his fucking number! I mean, his personal cellphone!”

Thank god she said that in a whisper, or I wouldn’t have been able to work there anymore.

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Please could I have a ship. Im a Slytherin. I'm 165cm tall and a Capricorn. I have naturally curly black hair. I have green eyes and I'm Caucasian. I love singing , dancing and all genres of music, I'm straight. I love playing video games and watching anime and sports. when I first meet People I'm shy but crazy when you get to know me and I care for others before myself. Thank you :)

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Hi babe.

I have no idea what being a slytherin is like. I mean, I never saw the entire Harry Potter saga, so I’m going to avoid that fact 🤷🏻‍♀️

I would ship you with pre-death Kylie! Or maybe with Kit!

Hope u like it ♥️ all the love !

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Anonymous asked:

Could I get a ship? I’m 5’8” with brown hair and brown eyes. I’m too curvy for it to be attractive. I love books and sitting outside. I’m a bit of a southern belle lol. I love cookin and baking. My favorite place to be is gonna have to be my bed though. It makes me feel safe. And I have slight trust issues and anxiety.

Honey, there’s no way on earth that being curvy is not being attractive. I LOVE CURVY GIRLS, and you should too.

Anxiety is a bitch, like a bad bitch. And trust issues, we all have them. I mean, is a NORMAL to have trust issues nowadays, considering the circumstances...

I totally ship you with Tate.

Thank you for asking for this ship ♥️ lots of love!

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Anonymous asked:

hey there! i really love your blog and i would be honored to get a ship from you! so i’m 18 and 5’4, i wear round-ish glasses and i have wavy ombré hair. i love sports and reading books, i also love listening to quiet people talking about something they love and in general i’m a really good friend :’))

Aw you sound like a really nice person.

I ship you with Kylie ♥️

All the love to you!

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Not taking my chances.

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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!’nn💛💛✨🌸🌺💕💕🌺💛💛💛💛💕💕💕☀️☀️🌙🌙🌙HAVE A WONDERFUL DAYYYYY

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Thank you my loveeeee! Such a colorful message hahahah 💚💚💚

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🇧🇷

Hey there

I’m sorry but I really need to say something about Brazil.

When Trump became the president of the United States, I wrote something here expressing how much I fucking hated that idea. Today, I want to express the same feeling towards Bolsonaro’s (possible) election.

He’s disgusting. I can’t believe the world is turning into this. I can’t believe people are VOTING this shit.

For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, I will proceed to explain my point of view.

He said, I quote:

- “the mistake of the dictatorship was to torture instead of kill

- he told a deputy: “I won’t rape you because you don’t deserve it” I MEAAAAAAAN

- “it’s good that they beat me as a child, my father taught me to be a man

- “Pinochet should have killed more people” Pinochet was the worst dictator in Brazil’s history.

- “I would be unable to love my son if he were homosexual. I would prefer him to die in an accident” he’s clearly mentally unstable

- “If I see two men kissing, I’ll hit them”

- “I defend the death penalty and rigid birth control”

- “I am in favor of torture”

I feel really sorry about this country.

Argentina (my country) has a shitty president too, but it’s an angel compared to Bolsonaro.

The good new is that its not too late. Bolsonaro has to win another round before he actually is elected. So if you’re Brazilian PLEASE, PLEEEEASE, think. Think before you vote. You deserve better.

I’m afraid of what the world is becoming.

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