Venus Doom

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

she fucking killed him

average guard in oblivion: hello citizen. stay safe in your travels. the daedra grow more plentiful by the hour

average guard in skyrim: i wish bandits would attack and start killing people so i can have someone to murder. what do you want

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

“Korn” “limp biscuit” “smashing pumpkins” … is this a metal festival or are we about to sit down for thanksgiving dinner

Anyone else’s whole existence is flawed or is it just me and that trent reznor guy

none of these words are in the necronomicon

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

When it’s Doug

normalizing going out just to look good in public and maybe buy some used books

screenshots of despair

Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police

my company pays me to space out staring into the mirror in the bathroom at work long enough for the motion detecting lights to automatically turn off because somebody has to do it

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed