i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity i’m a racing car passing by like lady godiva i’m gonna go, go, go there’s no stopping me

• “No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
• “You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
• “Don’t touch her/him!”
• “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
• “I will always step in between you and something like that.”
• “Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
• “Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
• “The stepping stool is unecessary.”
• “I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
• “If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
• “I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
• “Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
• “You could have been hurt.”
• “I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
• “I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
• “I’m gonna protect you.”
• “You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
• “I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
• “Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
• “I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
• “She/He isn’t an object.”
• “She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
• “You don’t know anything about her/him!”
• “What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
• “I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
• “Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
• “Wait, let me walk you home.”
• “I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
• “It’s dangerous.”
• “I’m worried about you.”
• “I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
• “I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
• “It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
• “I’ll go see what the noise was.”
• “Stay on the phone with me.”
• “Promise me you’ll be safe.”
• “I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
• “He/She did what to you?”
• “I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
• “Stay behind me.”
• “I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
• “I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
• “No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
• “Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
• “I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
• “Thank you for always sticking with me.”
• “I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
• “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
• “Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”