@youdontstayfornothing / youdontstayfornothing.tumblr.com
the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process
No. It's been about us doing something important. And that's what it still needs to be about.
MR. ROBOT 1.09 “eps1.8_m1rr0r1ng.qt"
they don’t prescribe visits to Rivendell for rest and healing like they used to
Reneé Rapp in Saturday Night Live peforming—
Not My Fault ft. Megan Thee Stallion
reneerappcentral's top 10 reactions to this gifset:
me when i see someone censor the word kill in real life / a website where it’s allowed
me when someone asks me literally anything:
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary
to unalive a mockingbird
accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
so you all knew the risks of imagining burger and never told me ??
the legend of old
Sometimes I think there’s something missing, like I had something lovely, and it’s gone. I lie in bed thinking, what have I lost?
You are so right @procrastinatingplatypus
