hey guys jsyk the results of this poll are gonna be fucking shit if you just vote and dont rb. since it has only 3 notes LOL

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baseball boys sleeping on the diamond: a collection

Why would you hide this in the tags @lakevida

**EMERGENCY**

My cat is currently under the care of the specialty emergency vet clinic and needs exploratory abdominal surgery and has been in rough shape since yesterday. we have set up a money pool to try and cover as much as we can.

his medical bills are collecting and so far are around 7k for the surgery and his stay so far. if you cant help financially, please consider sharing this to help with the situation.

I honestly don't know what I'd do without him. he is probably one of the most important parts of my life. he has this deep intuition and emotional awareness. he comforts me when I'm sick or having issues. he keeps my feet warm at night and he's my best friend. I just want him to come home.

the deposits are already taken but we really need help

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

This election has me unreasonably stressed.

How about now?

Thank god

Had to do it

When Gus the Theatre Cat ends and you hear the music start up for Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

Are you going?

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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me

yes,

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

Fun fact: after seeing this post my current gf asked me out by giving me a knife

@smol-gryffindor @norrisontheclumsy @emberelf