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a whole mess

@slump-mp3 / slump-mp3.tumblr.com

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Oh god I'm already back

Please meet Hatz being weird part 2 because we all know he is weird but he hides it behind his poker face

Also for the futures ones I warn you, I have a headcanon about Hansung Yu which is :

He can't drive for shit

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

(also if you have any pictures I could use send them to me, it's for science)

Them original pics

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i’m just waiting for anime-onlys to find out the truth about rachel

I’VE SEEN THE POSTS. I LOVE IT 

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tog ep12 spoilers

still kinda Really disappointed on how the anime portrayed hachuling/hatzling and khun’s meeting because,,,why,,,,why is hachuling talking about maria WHY 

in the webtoon we had this:

and yeah while they do taunt each other it’s not over maria the whole time 

we didn’t even get hachuling calling aguero cute A LOSS

anyway now i’m wondering how they’re gonna play this out because they gave maria such a highlight in the anime lmao (IT’S JUST S1)

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Ladies and gents, this is what I have been doing those past 5 hours

This is both cursed and enjoyable and tbh I have absolutely no reason to do these but yesterday when I woke up I just "I NEED TO DO IT"

I have so much pictures in stock god I can't stop before I'm done with every single one of them

Bonus : the original pictures

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Help me start my new academic journey!!

Hello, my name is Michelle Gastón. On August I begin my doctoral degree. As most of you know. I eat, sleep, and breathe psychology. It’s my dream 😌 to help people heal 💖 and recover from their past. I personally battled with depression and survived two suicide attempts that landed me in the emergency 🚨 room. After I recovered, I fell in love with psychology. Which is why I decided to become a psychologist. I also created my blog and YouTube channel. To create educational content for everyone. Here’s a photo of me on graduation day for masters in counseling psychology:

After I graduated from masters. I busted my butt off studying 📚 for my psychologist license. I had no life. All I did was study and study and study 🤯. I knew I had to because the license test is made for doctoral students. But here in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 with a masters degree I can work as long as I pass the licensure exam. Therefore, I had to put in extra effort 🤓 to dominate doctoral topics. And guess what I passed!!! 🥳🎉🎊

After that, I searched for anyone willing to hire someone with a masters. Most jobs require doctoral degree. It was heartbreak 💔 after heartbreak. Finally I found someone willing to hire me to work in two schools 🏫 as a psychologist. When suddenly Puerto Rico was hit with a series of earthquakes! All schools closed ❌ due to safety concerns. So I had to wait for engineers 📐to go the two schools I was assigned to, to inspect the building foundation and give the okay 👍🏽 for students to go back. Here are photos 📸 of only one of the many schools that got hit badly:

Since I couldn’t work, I decided to volunteer and go to the areas hit badly to help families 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 that lost everything. Let me tell you that was one of the most hard experiences 😭 I had to endure as a psychologist! Once I was done all I could do was go home to shower 🚿 , eat, and sleep 😴 . The mental fatigue was immense. It was stories of heartbreak after heartbreak. Families who no longer had a home 🏡 to go to. Here’s a photo of me helping:

Once the schools finally opened. I worked for only a 1 month 😞! Unfortunately, COVID-19 🦠 arrived and I couldn’t work because all schools closed ⛔️. My patient’s are low income meaning they don’t have internet or laptop 💻 to receive virtual therapy. So I couldn’t earn anymore money 💰 . Right now the company I worked for isn’t receiving money either, so even if I was able to work. They wouldn’t have the funds to pay 💰 me.

Because of this I couldn’t save up for a laptop 👩🏾‍💻 for school or for my first semester books 📚. Which is why I am asking for help through donations. Any amount is helpful and if you can’t that understandable. Instead, help me by sharing this post.

Here is the link to the Go Fund Me I created:

Thank you for reading my story! I appreciate it 💓

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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

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my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

i have no idea how he accomplished this

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

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