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Misconceptions, Miscommunication, and Misinformation Pt39

Inspired by @ozmav Maribat AU

Damian just scowled at the creature. They knew far more than they should if all they could feel was the residue from the pits. It wasn’t something he was willing to ask about in front of either girl though. Not until he had a better understanding of what the hell was going on. Honestly how had he even gotten sucked into this mess?

Diana. The name filtered into his head and he suddenly had a very good idea for who to blame for this situation. He looked back at the Kwami almost dreading what it would say.

“You wouldn’t happen to know Wonder Woman would you?” Tikki just looked confused. “She’s an Amazon.” He saw excitement flash in their eyes. Yeah that’s what he thought.

“Hippolyta was one of my former wielders.” Son of a… she knew exactly what was going on and hadn’t bothered to explain it to any of them. The question was why? The Mayor of Paris asked the Justice League for help, but Ladybug didn’t. Why? He considered the unique nature of Hawkmoths powers. He considered how most of the members of the Justice League would react to finding out that he tends to target kids and teenagers. Okay, so maybe there was a good reason for caution. However, that being the case, they should definitely have sent someone other than him.

He looked up at the confused faces around him and tried to decide what he should do. He’d have to tell Marinette who he was, that or bring someone else in to talk to her as a hero. There was no way she wouldn’t figure out who Robin was after spending so much time with him as Damian. Marinette seemed to sense both his need to talk to her and his hesitancy to do so.

“I’m going to go talk to my parents and see if you can both spend the night. This is a lot to deal with and I’ll feel better if you’re both here.” From anyone else that would sound like an accusation, like she needed to keep an eye on them. But when she said it, it just sounded like she wanted their company. After she disappeared through the hatch he couldn’t ignore Chloe glaring at him.

“What?” That was all it took for her to explode.

“What do you mean what? Do you have any idea what you’ve done? Let’s forget for a moment the consequences of your stupidity and just focus on your actions. You had no right to refuse to leave when she told you to. What gives you the nerve to impose on people with absolutely no respect for their wishes or privacy? You’re living in Adrien’s house so I know you understand what it’s like having no privacy. What kind of person are you that you would impose that feeling on someone else?”

He wanted to respond. No even to defend himself because he wasn’t sure he could, just to lash out. He hadn’t asked for any of this. A voice in the back of his head that sounded suspiciously like Alfred felt the need to chime in. Marinette didn’t ask to deal with you either.

“Chloe.” The both started at Tikki’s voice. “He was wrong but focusing on that right now isn’t productive. Though I hope you will think about your actions more carefully in the future.” He was being scolded by a harpy and tiny, red, floating creature. How did this become his life? Bruce was going to get an earful when he got back.

“It’s not like you left when she asked either.” He muttered it under his breath but Chloe still heard him and there was pure murder on her face.

“Only because I thought she might need help with you. The last thing I was going to do was leave her alone with someone who so obviously cares about nothing but themselves.” So she had a semi valid point. He wasn’t about to admit it. Luckily Marinette choose that moment to reappear. She frowned at the tension in the room, but closed and locked the hatch behind her.

“Chloe, I brought an old friend to say hello.” Damian was just confused as she pulled a hair comb out of her pocket but Chloe gasped and he could see tears in her eyes. Why would anyone react that way to some trinket? The second Chloe touched it there was a blinding flash and he cursed while covering his eyes.

“My Queen!” The voice was in the same register as Tikki and he groaned. Well that made more sense.

“Pollen it’s so good to see you!” Now her voice was in that register, great. Marinette tugged on his arm and gestured to the skylight. Oh thank god. He climbed up after her but Tikki stayed in the room below. Marinette just stood there studying him. It was… uncomfortable.

“Why would you bring up the Justice League?” He blinked at her.

“I didn’t.” She just rolled her eyes.

“I’m not stupid Damian. You died and were brought back to life. I don’t know when but I do know you’re the same age and physical type as the current Robin, who also died and came back. You brought up Wonder Woman for no discernible reason, but the way you said it says you’re familiar with her, more than just by reputation. I need to know if the Justice League is planning something because even if Chat were reliable I very much doubt we’d do much against an Akumatized Superman.”

Damian just started at her. How did she put that together so fast when she had no idea who Hawkmoth was? He remembered what Tikki said about the Miraculous hiding identities and figured it had to be the only reason. Marinette was far more intelligent and far more dangerous than he thought. He really had underestimated her.

“The Mayor contacted the Justice League.” May as well rip off the bandaid. “No one took it seriously except Wonder Woman. At her urging I was sent to check on the situation. Nothing has been planned beyond that to my knowledge.” She frowned in thought and he took the time to study her. He thought about Alfred telling him that everyone choose their own battles and suddenly her’s made a lot more sense. She couldn’t waste time or energy fighting Lila as Marinette because she had far bigger things to worry about. He felt a burning in his chest but couldn’t understand what it meant. Marinette’s annoyed sigh brought him back to the current problem.

“I need to speak with them, not in Paris. I need to make sure none of the rest come here.”

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Old Scars and New Beginnings Pt26

Inspired by @ozmav Maribat AU

The fog in Marinette’s mind cleared slowly but her confusion only increased when she saw Uncle Jagged in front of her. He hadn’t been here before had he? She looked over to see Penny next to her. That made sense if Jagged was here but she still didn’t understand.

“That’s it Mari. We’re right here. You’re safe and everything’s going to be fine.” She could only nod at Penny’s words. “Can you tell us what happened?” Everything was still numb. She knew she should be scared or worried but it all felt so far away.

“I attacked Damian.” Penny sucked in a sharp breath but Jagged’s face filled with glee in front of her. Was that how you were supposed to react?

“Did you really? I would have loved to see that. I’m sure the little monster deserved it.” Penny glared at her fiance but he just shrugged at her so she rolled her eyes.

“Can you tell us how it happened?” She tried to concentrate and as she did the panic slowly returned.

“Mr. Wayne was telling everyone that he’d officially taken custody of me and everything got so loud. Damian grabbed my arm and I just…” Jagged stopped her before she could keep going, interrupting the start of another spiral.

“Hold on. What do you mean he took custody of you?” Jagged’s tone was… not mad exactly but she could tell he wasn’t happy and leaned away from him. “It’s okay Mari, I’m not upset with you. I’m just confused.”

“I… He called my parents and… and they don’t want me anymore.” She felt tears at the back of her eyes but she felt Penny’s arms tighten around her and saw the flash of rage in Jagged’s eyes.

“He told you that?” She could see Jagged getting angrier and didn’t know what she’d done to cause it.

“Jagged.” The warning in Penny’s tone caused him to look at her again and his gaze softened before he reached out a hand. She took it in both of hers grateful that they didn’t want to leave her too.

“He… he said that wasn’t it but I know how much of a burden I’ve been on them. They’re right to not want me back.” They both opened their mouths to argue but she kept going. “They spent so much time and money trying to fix me. It’s my fault I should have tried harder.”

———————————- Bruce and Selina had come back in unnoticed and he felt his blood pressure rising as he listened to the girl blame herself. He could see the murderous look on Selina’s face as well. He tried to take a deep breath. Their anger would be worse than useless right now. He walked over and was pleasantly surprised when Marinette didn’t flinch at his appearance. It wasn’t much but it was progress.

“Marinette your parents set impossibly high and inappropriate standards for you to follow. You were set up to fail and that is not your fault.” She just blinked at him but he could tell she was trying to come up with an argument to prove him wrong. “Not only that but they deprived you of things that no parent should even consider using as punishment.”

“He’s right M.” Jagged’s voice was soft and Marinette turned her confused gaze to him. “It was bad enough that they compromised your future by refusing to let you do commissions but it’s completely unsupportable that they made you stop designing entirely. Chloe told me what they did to the sketchbook she gave you.”

“My fault. I shouldn’t have accepted it in the first place. I knew they wouldn’t like it but I didn’t want Chloe to think I was ungrateful either.” Bruce heard Selina blow out an agitated breath beside him and he had to fight not to do the same.

“Oh kiddo, you know Chloe wouldn’t have held it against you. She would have just held onto it until it was safe for you to have it.” Bruce watched the girl nod but the way she wouldn’t make eye contact made it seem like she wasn’t certain. He had a feeling that had nothing to do with Chloe and everything to do with her belief that everyone would abandon her.

“Selina why don’t you and Penny stay here with Marinette while I talk to Jagged.” Marinette’s eyes shot up and she looked horrified. He couldn’t figure out what in that sentence set her off.

“I’m so sorry! I’m keeping all of you from work. I’ll be fine by myself.” She looked close to tears and every single adult in the room was wearing an expression that said she absolutely would not be fine. Bruce tried to give an encouraging smile.

“You’re not keeping us from anything. There isn’t a time limit on charity work. I just thought you might like a little girl time.” No one in that room believed him, least of all Marinette but she wasn’t going to call him out on it. He sighed. Lying to her wasn’t the best option then. “Fine. I think having all of us in here is a bit overwhelming for you and I’d like to discuss a few things with Mr. Stone.” She gave a hesitant nod and Selina took her spot back as he escorted Jagged out of the room.

“You want to tell me just what the hell you think you’re doing?” The man’s tone was aggressive and Bruce couldn’t blame him considering everything he was learning.

“I’m trying to keep her in an environment where she can heal. Having the threat of being sent home held over her wasn’t going to allow that. I also talked to her parents and learned some things that made it necessary to move quickly.” Jagged opened his mouth to speak, but Bruce just kept going. “I understand that you don’t trust me and I respect that, but you have to understand that any attempt to get Marinette to emancipate herself would have failed and very likely landed her in the institution her parents wanted to send her to. On the very slim chance it would have succeeded you can’t honestly tell me that girl would be able to survive on her own.”

“She wouldn’t have been on her own. She would have had us and her friends.” The words seemed almost reactionary but there was no bite behind them.

“She’ll still have all of you. I’m not going to restrict who she talks to unless it makes her mental health worse. Speaking of which I’d like to talk to you and Penny about who I should be worried about contacting her. It’s rather obvious her parents weren’t the only ones placing pressure on her to be whatever it is they wanted her to be.” The man sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

“Honestly it’d be quicker to give you a list of people won’t harm her than those that will. I can give you two names that should be denied access at all costs. Alya Cesaire and Lila Rossi.” Bruce frowned at the second name.

“Isn’t she the one that was actually helping Gabriel? Shouldn’t she be incarcerated?” Jagged let out an annoyed breath.

“Yes she should. Unfortunately the police didn’t want to deal with her so they just deported her back to Italy. They claimed there wasn’t enough evidence. That narcissistic liar is what started everything.”

“What do you mean?”

“Adrien or Chloe would be able to give you more details but from what I understand that girl hated Mari, probably because she didn’t believe the garbage coming out of her mouth. She was a terrible liar for the most part but she managed to plant seeds of doubt in her classmates that spread like weeds. Her classmates spread those weeds to her parents though I still don’t know how that happened. We just came back from a tour after being gone for four months and it was like they’d completely changed. Mari still won’t talk about it.”

“She said she was lying to her parents. Do you know what about?” Jagged just looked at him like he’d gone insane.

“That girl is a terrible liar because she feels guilty about everything. I can’t see her even trying unless it was a matter of life and death.” He was afraid of that. The more he looked into things the more Jason and Tim’s theory seemed to fit. That was concerning on so many levels.

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Old Scars and New Beginnings Pt23

Inspired by @ozmav Maribat AU

Marinette tried to hide her skepticism, she really did, but after everything that had happened this morning she couldn’t. She didn’t want to seem ungrateful but considering that her parents had just given her away to some random man it did not inspire much hope for the future.

Just then Mr. Wayne’s phone beeped. She watched his shocked expression as he checked it. It was probably whoever he had working for him in Paris, and he was surprised at how badly her parents wanted to get rid of her. How quick they were to pawn her off on some stranger… oh Kwami.

She eyed him as he tapped out a response. Her parents had just given her over to someone they didn’t know, someone she had just met. Even if she trusted her own judgement there was no way she could have gotten a proper read on him in such a short time. What if he was a pedophile? Or in human trafficking? Or organ harvesting? Her thoughts spiraled as she ran every worst case scenario. How could her parents just throw her at the first person who asked? Was she really that terrible of a person? A daughter?

“Marinette.” Mr. Wayne’s voice pulled her back to reality and she realized she had tears running down her face. She was so pathetic. Once she focused on his face she realized he was frowning at her. Probably already regretting his decision. “I’m not going to pretend to understand what is going through your head right now, but you are safe here.” She let out a derisive snort before she cold control herself and immediately covered her mouth with her hands to stop anything else from escaping. “I assure you that even if my intentions were less than honorable Alfred and Selina would both be perfectly willing and capable of killing me and making my body disappear without a trace. Especially since they both like you more than they do me right now.”

His tone was dry but she couldn’t tell if it was okay for her to laugh. She was used to reading people’s facial expressions more than their tone, especially in English. His was a mask of indifference that she couldn’t see past. That was bad. Even if he was sincere in keeping her here she needed to be able to tell when he was upset with her so she could avoid displeasing him. She couldn’t afford to make mistakes here. He let out a sigh and she flinched before she could stop herself.

“I got word from my legal team in Paris. Your parents have signed everything and all they need to do is have a judge sign off on it.” He was studying her for a reaction but she had no idea what. Should she be happy? Sad? Angry? She needed more information, she need to know what he expected of her. His expression softened slightly. “There’s still time to back out if you don’t want to do this.”

It was a kind, if empty gesture. What good would it do her to refuse now? Her parents were probably already celebrating being rid of her. If she ruined that things would be even worse once she went home. Well, back to Paris anyway. She didn’t have a home anymore, not really. That thought caused her to choke up and she couldn’t answer right away. He just waited.

“No.” Her voice cracked on the word and she cleared her throat. “No, I don’t want to back out.”  He looked like he was about to question her further but there was a knock at the door. She saw him roll his eyes out of the corner of her vision.

“Well there’s the cavalry come to save you from me.” This time she did smile and she could see approval in his eyes. Those were what she’d have to watch. “Come in.” As soon as the words were out the door opened. Selina stormed in looking concerned while Alfred followed more sedately behind her.

“Is everything alright in here? You two have been talking for a long time.” There was a sharpness in Selina’s tone that caused Marinette to cringe. Mr. Wayne actually leaned over to give her an encouraging pat on the knee.

“Don’t worry, that tone was directed at me not you. They seem to be under the impression that I’m going to break you.” He smiled at her and she tried her best to return it but all she could think was that it was far too late. She was already broken.

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Selina looked back and forth between the two trying to figure out what had transpired. It was obvious that Marinette had been crying at some point but she didn’t move away when Bruce had touched her. She was far too impatient to try and work everything out.

“What have the two of you been discussing?” She was glaring at Bruce but caught Marinette’s confused look. For his part her fiance gave out an annoyed sigh.

“We’ve been talking about Marinette’s future for the most part.” She was going to ask what exactly that meant when a notification sounded from his phone. He looked at it before showing the screen to Marinette. The girl looked resigned. What exactly was going on? “Alfred, would you gather everyone in the living room? I would like to only have this discussion once.” Alfred raised an eyebrow but left to do as asked.

“What did you do?” He didn’t answer her. Instead he stood and held out a hand to Marinette who hesitantly took it.

“As I said, I’d like to only have to do this once so if you’ll follow me.” He kept hold of the girl and she just trailed along meekly at his side. Selina had no choice but to follow. When the entered the living room Dick was already there, looking confused, but they had to wait for the others. Tim and Jason came next, both eyeing Bruce as though unsure what to make of things. Alfred entered with Damian’s arm firmly in his grasp not long after. Bruce had positioned Marinette in front of him and had his hands on her shoulders as if afraid she’d bolt, and judging by her body language it seemed like a distinct possibility. He leaned down to whisper something in her ear and it caused some of her tension to ease.

“As you all know.” Bruce began speaking as Damian opened his mouth. Probably to demand answers. “Marinette is part of Gotham Academy’s exchange program and was placed with us. Marinette, you’ve met everyone but my youngest, Damian.” The boy just scowled at her but she was too busy examining the floor to see it.

“It’s nice to meet you.” Her voice was timid and Damian let out a scoff. Bruce glared at him until he mumbled something that may have been a greeting but there was no way to know for sure.

“I’m sure Alfred will introduce you to the girls as they make their appearances as well. The reason I asked you all here is because I have an announcement.” Dick looked excited but everyone else just looked confused. Selina just kept looking between Bruce and Marinette trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

“Certain circumstances were brought to my attention that make it inadvisable for Marinette to return to Paris any time in the near future. I spoke with her parents last night and as of about ten minutes ago I became her legal guardian.” No one reacted and he sighed before pinning each of the boys with his stare. “I expect each of you to make your new sister feel welcome and help her adjust.”

Selina could only stare at him in shock as the room erupted around her.

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so judging by how astonished people are by it every time we explain it to anybody, it seems like my wife and I might really be onto something here

during the pandemic, we invented something we call "astronaut time."

when it's astronaut time, it's like we are two astronauts wearing the big helmets, moving around the station on totally separate tasks. one of us is outside the space station and one of us is inside the space station. our radios do not work and we have no way of communicating with each other. we might see each other through the lil porthole windows, but we ignore each other because we both have different things to do.

"astronaut time" is how we get total privacy when we live in the same apartment. I will pretend you don't exist. You will pretend I don't exist. we have a nonverbal, zero-contact signal for when astronaut time is over (usually "I'll draw a smiley-face on the whiteboard in the kitchen when I'm done"). No talking, stay out of each other's line of sight, we are actively avoiding each other, unless you are currently experiencing a medical emergency goodbye.

it has been. a godsend. imagine living with your partner and being able to close every single tab in your brain related to social interaction. no fear of being interrupted by a "hey, quick question--" or "sorry to bother you, but do you know where the scissors are?" or "did you want something to eat, too?" Once or twice a month, we look at each other lovingly, hold hands, and say "baby I think I need some astronaut time tonight," and the other person goes "okay cool. bye! have a nice night!" and nobody's feelings are hurt and we both go and have a lovely evening completely by ourselves.

like idk it's a small thing but it's made our lives so much nicer, so if you and your partner/roommate are both people who sometimes need total privacy in order to recharge, maybe try it

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I'm the wife in question and I cannot recommend this enough. When I told my therapist about astronaut time, she asked if she could share it with the couples she councils, so even the professionals give it two thumbs up.

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as of right now (just a little over 24 hours into the poll) the goat has roughly 128 noble defenders up against 520 determined arsonists.... good luck 🔥

two days in and there are 236 brave, brave goat defenders! unfortunately (for them) they're facing off against 827 people who want to see that goat burn 🔥🐐🔥

at the three day mark with exciting news: there's been a huge surge in goat defenders, who now make up 25% of voters!

multiple people noted that while they agreed with burning the goat ideologically they're joining the defense side because they think burning the goat needs to be a challenge in order to be fun and meaningful, and I have to salute these folks: you may be the most principled people on the entire hellsite.

having said that, even this outpouring of goat support may not be enough to pose a challenge to our merry arsonists. it's still 710 vs a whopping 2120, after all...

at the dawn of day four, things are heating up (pun Intended) in the goat fandom!

the goat defenders have seized a bigger chunk of the votes than I ever thought possible on this arson-happy website, rising to an unlikely 26.5% of the poll! I never thought that team goat would crack a quarter of the votes, let alone surpass it.

but will their steely resolve be enough to overcome people who just want to see that thang burn? the numbers currently sit at 1,420 (lmao blaze it) defenders vs an imposing crowd of 3,937 goat burners. this is the closest their numbers have ever been; can the defense team pull out a surprise victory?

good morning, goat fans!

despite yesterday's miraculous surge in numbers, there's been no overnight upset for our stalwart goat defenders. while they've clung to 26.7% of the vote as of this writing, that still shakes out to 2,242 defenders vs a crowd of 6,154 people raring to turn that goat into kindling.

with two days left, I don't think the goat has a chance without a Christmas miracle taking place.

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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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yes that one exactly

wake me up inside

That first image is an edit of HUGZzz by Irene Strychalski. She’s improved tremendously in the past nine years, and you can see her current work on her tumblr, reniedraws! She has done backgrounds for Archer and Unsupervised, backgrounds and character designs for Chozen, and pencils and inks for issue #1 of Deadpool Family. She’s currently making a webcomic called Shaman Child. Here’s some of her current art:

As for the anime girl in the plaid skirt, I braved the hellscape that is early ‘00s anime websites, exploring endless gif-covered Gaia pages and vampire-filled roleplay forums, traveling across seas of unsourced DeviantArt edits and low-res hentai, to discover that she is an original character by Hiro Suzuhira. She has done work for Shuffle!, Ef: A Tale of Melodies, Akikan!, Phantom Breaker, and We Without Wings, among many others, and she is also a prolific freelance illustrator. Here are some examples of her art:

tumblr VH1 presents “Where are they now? Early 2000′s internet artists”

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luntica

Fuck yeah! Show those sources! Knowing after all this time of that stolen art being everywhere, seeing the artist named is really great!

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“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

Every time I see this post, I think, yeah, I’d be happy being exactly this. The Fuck Yea Dragon.

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I made an illegal u-turn to get on some kind of exit ramp, kind of accidentally cut someone off but they just pulled around me and sped away. A little further down the road I come upon that same person pulled over by a traffic cop, see their hand sticking out their window pointing at me, then the cop gestures for me to pull over also. I thought I was gonna get a ticket but the cop just wanted to referee while we fought to the death.

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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[ID: A comic of a boardroom meeting. The boss stands and says, "Anti homeless architecture. Give me ideas!" Three workers offer suggestions. The first says, "Armrests on benches." The second says, "Spikes everywhere."

The third looks bored and says, "Houses?" There's split panels of the furious boss and the bored-looking worker. Then the third person is thrown out the window of the tall office building. End ID]

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