simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

Steve approves.

I gave you my everything, now my world it don’t seem right

Take that rage, put it on a page, take the page to the stage, blow the roof off the place.

I think it’s because you’re all named Chris, and you’re all kinda scruffy and squinty and jacked, but in a sweet way. You’re always at the airport wearing raggedy tees that are tight just around the pecs. And you have bracelets with wooden beads, from Bali or wherever.  — Kate McKinnon

#same mackie

# who gave you the right # excuse me sir 

Cuteness overload  💙💙💙

BUT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY

ehhhh, i have to think about that tbh

BUT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY

ehhhh, i have to think about that tbh