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@xenodile / xenodile.tumblr.com

Abby, 30, she/her.  I like video games, oni, and video games about oni. I stream on Twitch! You can catch me live every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday at 2:00pm PST over at twitch.tv/xenodile!
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Do you like video games? Do you like hot alien monsters? What if you could get both at the same time? Well you can!

You may be wondering, who is this lovely extraterrestrial? Why it's none other than the one and only, prettiest and hungriest girl in the whole universe, me! Xebha!! I also go by Abby, or just Xeno! Here's a little bit about me, to whet your appetite!

You can join me every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday afternoon PST over at twitch.tv/xenodile where I play a variety of games and chat with the audience about this that and the next thing! Just ignore the biohazard quarantine warnings, it's perfectly safe!

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Okay so I brought this up when I was doing Delta's bond story but how does this hell world keep getting worse. Oh a woman on the police force gets killed? No problem we'll just resurrect her as a cyborg and conceal that she ever died while selectively altering her memory.

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it's already completely insane that the cops are secretly corporate-owned combat cyborgs and this is concealed from the public, but the fact that the law explicitly says "corporate-owned combat cyborgs may not be part of the police" and THAT'S why it's a secret is on another level.

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I love being normal, I hope my rancid despicable wife with horrendous putrid vibes doesn’t disrupt my train of th—

I am no longer normal.

I’m stuttering like a malfunctioning washing machine, wet and shaky, girls doing things with their gloves is the maximum expression of eroticism. To the Understanders.

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Sorry I have to ask, because you are the first I had ever seen: How do the romance with Syuen happened? Is it tragic? Or like a dog with a chewtoy?

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It's mutual dislike, envy, and resentment mixed with trust and dependence. Syuen and the Commander are constantly at each other's throats, like they cannot stand one another, the first interaction they ever have is Syuen forcing the Commander to kneel so she can stomp on their head as she berates and threatens them, and that is followed by the Commander muscling through the pain of like seven gunshots to the stomach to grab her by the neck and demand an apology for her rudeness toward Rapi, Anis, and Neon. They could not start on a worse possible foot.

From there it becomes nothing but disrespect, blackmail, and threats whenever the two interact but despite it all Syuen desperately wants the Commander at her side. Multiple times she asks the Commander to come work for her, offering them wealth, influence, her personal favor, and they reject her almost entirely out of spite. And yet! And yet when the chips are down and they are running out of options, they know they can trust each other!! When Syuen is swallowing her pride and willing to beg if that's what it takes to save the people she cares about, the Commander is ready to do everything they can to help her and she is willing to put her faith in them. When the Commander is backed against a wall, Syuen offers to commit every resource she has to helping them get what they want, and they trust her to keep that promise.

Like they absolutely hate each other. Like you can feel the contempt whenever they interact but at the same time they trust each other, there's a desire to win the other over and get them to understand, there's a codependency where Syuen needs someone that can go to the surface and do what she can't, while the Commander can only do so much with their limited influence and needs the resources and social clout of someone in Syuen's position.

It's fascinating and I am entranced by it.

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mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

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I was about to make a post that started with "the worst part of getting into Nikke is realizing I really like Syuen" but instead typed "the worst part of getting into Syuen" and that alone should tell you how bad it is.

Still thinking about that awful little wretch. Goodness gracious.

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Fred Fox?? Fred Fox?!? Oh my god! Fred Fox… Oh my god, it's Fred Fox… Aw hoho… Fred Fox…

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