420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

Wow, everyone, it happened again! Can the science side of tumblr explain this one?

Get ready for Weed Moon: Reignited Trilogy

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

IT EXPIRES TOMORROW YALL BETTER REBLOG WHILE YALL CAN!!!

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!

me, a furry barging in uninvited into my friend’s conversations

Call out post for @questionablefollowings

Hello everybody, my name is Stevie a 20 year old transman. I come to everyone asking for help on my own behalf which is incredibly hard to do.

For the last several months I’ve been planning to leave state and move in with my datemate by the first week of July and within the last month or so, things have fallen flat.

Long story short my job upon hearing that I’m leaving, cut my hours dramatically. I went from working aprox. 75hrs over two weeks now down to 50hrs over two weeks which is about 230 dollars per paycheck that I’m short (before taxes).

The rental place I planned on moving to turns out to be a lying, thieving place to live, and upon asking for my money back, (the money that holds the apartment for us) they declined to send it back. So there’s another 200 dollars down the drain.

My roommate had gotten another place to live and by the end of July will be moving out of the apartment we currently live in. This leaves me with maybe two extra weeks of wiggle room if it comes down to it.

I’m not asking for anyone to pay my bills or light the way so I can kick it back and relax. I am still trying to work my ass off to make this a reality.

I know this isn’t a life or death situation by any means. If you can donate, anything helps at this point. Thank you so much for reading.

TLDR; Work cut my hours, rental place wont give me my money back, I’m struggling to even eat at this point, but I want to move and never look back at this place I live in.

this is from an actual 40 minute OVA and it’s possibly the most mind blowing thing i have ever witnessed 

I was commissioned by honkyconky over on twitter for a HighRollers commission of Mark Hulmes and a selection of his NPCs! It was a great opportunity to flex those drawing muscles.

Note: Permission to work on this commission has been granted by the HighRollers team prior to working on it, so it’s all good~

@smeeve

@questionablefollowings

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

            !!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP TO SPREAD THIS!!!!!!

Gay men in Russia are being rounded up and put into concentration camps.  I’m so beyond upset and I’m asking you to help spread this information in hopes that it will bring this disgustingly horrible situation more media attention and put additional pressure on Russia to investigate these camps and shut them down.

There is a petition to stop the persecution here and the Russian LGBT Network has a donation page here (it looks pretty legit to me and is associated with a Facebook page with 12,000+ followers, but if anyone can find more information confirming the validity of it that would be beyond appreciated.)

These men are all the way across the world but they’re part of my community and they need our help. They don’t have the same luxuries (basic human rights) that we do and they are in desperate need for us to help speak up for them. 

You can read the full article here or google the topic for more information. Please.

edit: i have updated this post with more info here

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

purple color swatch 

 photo submitted by @andy-beau!! head to l0ckscreen.tumblr.com/submit to submit urs!!

reblog if u save!

Something Balto would probably say,

“Look at my polar popsicles,” @smeeve @humble-butter

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