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Poly-Losers Club

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A blog for those who think The Losers are poly and are all happily dating each other! With a generous sprinkling of friendship thrown in. Header by @bekahbijoux
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the-angry-pixie asked:

i love hearing about different peeps theories of how/when the OT7 losers realised they should all be "together". Like did some of them just always KNOW? Or did it come as a shock to some of them? Oh my gosh did some of them feel guilty (that they had these feelings for all of their friends) and like there was something wrong with them?? :O

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toziertrashmouth answered:

My own personal headcanon is that Mike, Bill and Richie have always known. They’ve always felt that pull to the other four and have loved them since the day they met. Beverly and Stan both were a little shocked after realising they were in love with everyone, but then again they didn’t feel anything wrong with it either. They adored their friendship group and them being lovers just made it even better. Ben and Eddie are the ones that aren’t as sure. They both feel guilty, Ben especially as he was dating Bev when he realised. But the others teach them that it’s okay to love more than one person and that being together is right, and both of them come around pretty quickly!

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Eddie: *Tries to open the door*
Eddie: It’s locked
Bill: It’s okay. Locks are my specialty
Bill: *Punches the door until it opens*
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The most cursed things ever: THE LOSERS DURING THE PACER TEST

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I’m sorry but I have to add to this:

Mike: our boy mike hates this thing but is natural athletic due to working on the farm. He is that one boy in gym class who hates sports and running but is like automatically good at it.

Stan: He hates gym. Loathes it. In order to get a decent grade in the class he does the bare minimum and then quits.

Bev: She is the only girl who can keep up with the boys. Everyone holds their breath when she is up because she is always right on the cusp of beating everyone.

Bill: His lanky Limbs give him an unfair advantage, but for some reason he can only do averagely well and the other boys and the gym teacher are always dumbfounded on why. Bill doesn’t care.

Eddie: His mom writes a note to excuse him for this. The one time his mom forgot, Eddie astounded the class by being able to run for a long time. The boy nearly beat Bev, it was the one time Eddie felt free. Happy even because he got to expire what the other kids did.

Richie: Rich is the kid who thinks gym class is the Olympics yet he doesn’t pace himself. He just gets so excited that he sprints immediately that he runs out of energy very quickly.

Ben: Doesn’t mind it, he just tries his hardest. He always surprises the others and the gym teacher, because with out a doubt he makes it farther than they think he will.

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darkcrowprincess

Poly Losers club headcanons:

Stanley: I'm here to pick up my idiots

Cop: this way.

The other losers all in jail cells: Hey Stanley.

Stanley: Whos fault was it this time?

The losers all point to Richie

Richie: Well I see how it is. Lets all just throw the trashmouth under the bus.

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you’ve heard of pre-reunion losers meeting by coincidence, now get ready for pre-reunion losers just missing meetings by coincidence. eddie getting bored and turning off a televised broadcast of a tv awards ceremony seconds before richie is announced best actor in a comedy for his new sitcom. mike visiting a book shop out of town, completely unaware that bill’s newest novel had been shipped in and sold out since his last visit. ben checking into a resort hotel hours after bev and tom check out. do you understand

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With the grownup Losers cast, I made things you might see them in, being successful as they are

*I put some stuff through google translate just to fill space tbh and made up addresses and things *Stan, Eddie, and Mike aren’t included because I couldn’t rationalize putting their faces on anything

(this is just for fun, I don’t own anything!)

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derrypubliclibrary

whatever you do dont think about the last time the losers were all together was when they were fighting the clown the second time (as kids)

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Bev: Wow, this place is depressing
Stan: Yeah, well… when you’re constantly depressed, you don’t really notice!
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darkcrowprincess

Poly losers club thoughts:

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Bill drunk during the losers anual karaoke night sings Beautiful Things by Benson Boone to his losers. Bills a happy lovey dovey drunk that loves his losers. He doesn't stutter once while singing the song. Which causes his losers to blush. But also to wolf whistle. After losing Georgie Bill has this deep dark fear of losing anything else.

Bill sings:

Oh, I hope I don't lose you Mm

Please stay I want you, I need you, oh God Don't take These beautiful things that I've got

The other losers: 😳🥺🥰😍💗

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toziertrashmouth
Anonymous asked:

OT7 related....would Richie ever have moments of feeling insecure with the group and use his jokes and voices as a means to hide any of said insecurities from the rest of them?! And then of course, the other 6 figuring it out and so forth and being there for him!

toziertrashmouth answered:

Ughhhh I hate it but he so would…like Richie is very confident in himself and the others and he has no doubts about their relationship, but when he first tells his college friends and work friends they’re all like ‘how did this weirdo get 6 hot people to date him’ and for a while richie would run with the joke, but then sometimes he’d wonder why as well.

He isn’t unattractive, like he doesn’t wear his glasses outdoors anymore and he got his teeth straightened and he isn’t so gangly, but he is still a little insecure and remembers how much he was tormented for his looks as a kid and it almost permanently ducks him up (thanks bowers) so he starts making self deprecating jokes around the losers and playing up his characters a bit more so they laugh at something other than him

Obviously the losers start noticing the change and each of them are like ‘rich, stop with the voices, we wanna talk to you’ and in his head his instant reaction is ‘but why though? I’m weird’

MY BABY

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Eddie: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions
Ben *to Bill*: What’s 7 x 7?
Eddie: Stuff he knows!
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the-angry-pixie asked:

bit nsfw but i wanna know what some of the weirdest stuff is that people have walked in on in the losers household. like im sure it happens all the time. actually it doesnt even have to be sexy cause im sure there have been instances where bill and richie have been caught trying to feed richie beer through a tube, or stan and ben seeing how much stuff they can stack on an asleep-on-the-couch eddie.

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thelazyeye answered:

I think that the there is 1000% weird shit that goes down in the Loser household. Some of it is sexual, someone it is just plain weird, and most of it is hilarious. 

They live in a relatively safe neighborhood, so they have an open door policy. It originated because Richie is a big dumb bitch and constantly forgets his keys and the other losers got tired of letting him into the house. So they just… stopped locking their back door. Because none of them have braincells. 

Either way, all of their friends outside of The Losers know that the back door is always unlocked and it’s become kind of a regular thing for people to just waltz in and out of their house. Most of them have been lowkey traumatized. None of them have learned their lessons. These are their stories:

  • Mike keeps one of those workout bars in the doorway to the kitchen to do pull ups with. Someone has walked into the house and seen Richie’s arms tied to it, fully naked, with Bill just standing in front of him. 
  • Stan has walked in to find Richie covered head to toe in baking flour and absolutely no baking equipment out or any indication Richie was baking at all. He left immidately
  • Someone has walked in to find Bill shitting with the door open in the downstairs bathroom. The toilet is too far from the door for him to reach and shut it. They just stared at each other
  • Someone once walked in to find the entire living room done up in an intricate blanket fort. No one was home and there was no explanation for it. 
  • Richie and Eddie once tried to make a house of cards, but instead of cards they tried to use kitchen plates. Someone walked in and startled them and all the plates broke. Mike made them go buy new ones
  • Someone once walked into the house and started to have a conversation with a very strange looking bill. he had a beanie on, wasn’t standing the way be normally would, and was giving short, one word answers. Turns out it was just Bev in drag
  • Mike tied Ben up to the couch and blindfolded him. He left Ben in nothing but a cockring. Ben still has no idea that his lab partner came over to work on their assignment and then IMMEDIATELY left
  • Everyone has walked in to at least two of them fucking at any given time
  • One poor soul walked in to ALL of them fucking. Richie jokingly offered for her to join. 

Thank you for sending this in!!!

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s-oulpunk

Bichie friends with benefits is something that can actually be so personal

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s-oulpunk

Stanverly fwb is something that can actually be so personal

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