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these hos aint loyal

@madburnishjae / madburnishjae.tumblr.com

jae, 30, she/her pronouns | ur fave demon crowley protection squad captain and resident witch bitch™
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kcscribbler

Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:

"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"

"crowley will reject aziraphale in season 3" no u do not understand. He'll take him back no hesitation but he'll be a CUNT about it

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this fic idea won't leave me alone and i'll probably write it but here's the premise:

ineffable husbands human au friends since high school who are in their 30s now and basically have been dating for 20 years and decide to get married ("for the insurance benefits") and realize a lot of things about themselves along the way

before you say anything, yes i know it sounds cliché as fuck and the premise definitely is BUT it is going to be very very very soft and like 1/10000 angsty and also feature lots of diverse representation!!!!

(tentatively) planned details:

- extremely healthy communication!!

- acceptance and validation of disabilities/chronic illnesses + various forms of treatment (and non-treatment)

- explicit consent (mainly nonsexual)

- crowley has ADHD/MDD (diagnosed in college) + numerous severe allergies and is demiro/greyace/nb (they/he)

- aziraphale has ASD/GAD (both diagnosed as a child) and is panro/demisexual/nb (he/him)

- neurodivergent friendly home setup!!!

- very soft protectiveness and caring on both of their parts for each other

- affirming discussions of gender identity and romantic/sexual orientation

- acceptance of each other's flaws and past mistakes while also holding each other accountable in the present day

#ineffable husbands#good omens#aziracrow#azicrow#aziraphale#crowley#i need this fic in my life y'all
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halflifebydjo
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imogen-mangle

In case you lost it - a link to the eSIM donation guide. Even if you feel sick and powerless, you can at least do this. And even if you really, really can't donate, you can always at least share this and remind others.

https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/

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lanotteviene

the lowest tier, which costs 9 dollars, offers a week of connection while the very next, 16 dollars, will provide a full month of contact with the world to someone who desperately needs it. this is not some idle step. an entire month is a huge length of time for people who are displaced, terrified, and isolated.

#signal boost
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okay but have you considered: ineffable husbands friends to lovers with heaping spoonfuls of UST/URT and "didn't know they were dating" as discovered through... their weekly dnd sessions with their (mostly) human companions

#ineffable husbands#good omens#crowley plays a cleric#aziraphale plays a rogue#(they do not talk to each other about this beforehand#and it was not planned)#i'm living for this au dont look at me#this is canon au btw not humans au#because crowley and aziraphale are easily entertained and excitable#puppies both of them
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starridge

every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar

i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime

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chingaderita

Hello OP, i don’t have anyway to prove this is the same recipe they make in the shows but i make this to calm my inner kid from wanting the fictional soup:

  • 300gr bacon, beef or chicken. A meat of your choice. These go specially well. I prefer chicken tights. Diced
  • 1 medium onion, diced.
  • Garlic minced (i used 2-4 pieces depending on size)
  • 300gr carrot, cleaned, peeled and diced.
  • 3 sticks of celery, washed and diced.
  • 800gr potato. Washed, peeled diced in quarters.
  • 1 head of broccoli.
  • 8 cups of stock of your preference. I recommend using the bones of the beef or chicken, but veggies stock works too for a vegetarian or vegan version.
  • 3 tablespoons all purpose flour.
  • 1 cup whole milk. (Almond or rice milk work fine for a vegan option)
  • ½ cup heavy cream. (Skip it for a vegan option)
  • Salt and black pepper to taste.
  • ½ teaspoon paprika, use the spicy one to get the warmth up a notch in winter.
  • 1 tablespoon fresh chopped coriander. Optional.
  • 1 cup diced gouda or manchego cheese. Optional but really ties all together.

Make sure you have all your ingredients ready and at hand for this one to make sure it comes out nice and tasty!!!

  1. In a pot put water and the bones to prepare your stock (chicken, beef, veggie) You can use premade or bouillon cubes, just make sure its 8 cups worth of broth. In a different pot boil the potatoes until soft.
  2. In a big pot put some butter or olive oil to fry the onion, when it turns a little transparent add the garlic, move constantly.
  3. Add the celery and diced carrots, moving constantly.
  4. The carrot will get a little brighter in color, add the diced meat. Salt and pepper to your taste.
  5. Meanwhile, blend the potatoes with enough stock so your blender wont have trouble blending. If you have a food processor, it’ll be easier.
  6. Ad the remaining stock to you big pot with the veggies and meat, add the broccoli chopped in bite size pieces. Add the paprika and taste for salt and pepper. Let over a medium fire for 10 min.
  7. Separate 3 tbsp of the stock to mix with the flour, set aside. This will be a thickening agent.
  8. Pour the potato mix on the big pot, move to integrate and taste for salt and pepper.
  9. Add the milk and heavy cream. Move with a laddle. Have a final taste and let over low fire for 5 min.
  10. Serve hot and decorate with a pinch of coriander and some cubes of cheese.
  11. ENJOY!

Notes:

I personally prefer to use chicken, love how it goes with potatoes and veggies. Also the tight is very tender and flavorful. With beef you have to be careful not to overcook it or it’ll get gummy and hard to bite, so make adjustments.

VEGAN: could also skip the meat, cheese and heavy cream for a vegan option.

I make it for my younger sister and she loves it. Instead of meat i add some diced, toasted nuts when served. Cashew, pecan and pistachios work nicely.

You’ll have to use 5 tbsp of flour to thicken up the broth a tid bit more without the heavy cream but you can still use a vegan milk.

You can totally skip the coriander, but it adds another dept of flavor.

Do try it with the cheese tho, i promise it’s GODLY. Gouda and manchego are my fave, the melt nicely and have a strong after taste, but i guess any cheese that melts could work.

Finally, if you are like me and like spicy food you can add chopped chili. Serrano and arbol chiles are my go to’s, freshly chopped sprinkled just after serving my bowl.

Hope y'all give it a try and if you have any doubts do ask!

Provecho!

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starridge

this is literally the best addition i’ve ever gotten to any of my posts thank you so much

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kathaflatta

Hey I tried this recipe out and I can confirm that it tastes heavenly!!

#love this
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weaver-z

Hey, does anyone want to feel really old right about now?

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weaver-z

The newest Historical American Girl dolls are from 1999.

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weaver-z

There's also one from 1986 whose book is hilarious if you have a bad sense of humor and are evil.

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weaver-z

Mr. Garcia. I don't know about this one.

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weaver-z

We are so off-topic but I just looked him up and. Oh my god. The friendly teacher about to unwittingly expose children to the concept of mortality is...

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weaver-z

COURTNEY FROM 1986'S SECOND BOOK IS ABOUT WHAT?

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cryptotheism

Hold on I gotta Google something

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cryptotheism
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