so it goes

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

Every time I see this I love it more

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

This is actually real and not an Onion article. 2018 what the fuck.

“That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow.” —  Anne Sexton

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

its fall lads

just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”