Hey I know this isn’t critical role related but at my high school they’re firing our stagecraft teacher.Anyone who has ever done theatre knows the necessity of techies for a production.Please sign our petition to have Mr.Cromer’s contract renewed as he is one of the most important people in our theatre department and has kept us afloat.
I originally just wanted to make cocktails for my players based on their character classes, but then I got a little too much into it and made ones for each of the twelve D&D classes! Two of them are from a Youtube channel that does this all the time (part of what inspired me to do so) and you can find links to them for the Vicious Mockery and Eldritch Patron drinks. The ones that I ended up spending time (and money) making I was able to take Insta-worthy pics of for the post. Either way, enjoy!
I feel like anything that has a head on it counts as a barbarian’s drink, but this one also has tequila to fuel the rage. Pour the stout into a tankard, crush the can against your head. Pour the tequila and lime juice into a 1.5 oz shot glass. Dunk the shot into the tankard, then crush the lime with your bare hands over the drink, ignoring the pain from any cuts sustained through combat, and drop it in. Enjoy.
From the lovely people over at Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. I mean if it ain’t broken don’t fix it. Muddle the orange quarter, add the spiced rum, Jaeger, bitters, and ice, then mix and garnish with the orange twist. Bound to deal d4s of psychic damage.
This is meant to look clear (or close to it) as if it’s pure enough to turn undead itself. Kinda like boozy holy water. Muddle two of the basil leaves. Shake the muddled basil, rum, cranberry juice, elderflower liqueur, and lime juice with ice. Then strain into a glass and top with the club soda and garnish with remaining basil.
I actually make this one a lot… I just named it for this post. It’s very floral and light, like you would expect from a druid. Shake together the gin, elderflower liqueur, honey, lemon juice, lavender, and two muddled sage leaves with ice, then strain into a glass. Garnish with the remaining sage leaf. Little bits of the lavender getting in the drink is fine. If you don’t want to slurp them up you can easily use a straw too.
This one was very tasty. Prepare a highball glass with lime slices and some maraschino cherries and half-fill with ice. Mix the vodka, triple sec, and Surge together (don’t shake, it’s soda). Pour into the prepared glass and top with a splash of the cranberry juice. Besides the Surge pun, the red slowly combining with the green almost seems like it’s the blood pumping through the fighter as they proceed to literally take an entire extra turn.
A series of three shots to take. Careful, one is a Stunning Strike and hits much harder than the other two! Muddle your basil leaves and stir with the lemon juice and ginger ale/beer. Put the peach schnapps into one 1.5 oz shot glass, the triple sec into another, and the gin into the third. Top off each shot glass with the lemon-ginger-basil mixture. Ideally, only the one with the gin will really do anything.
This one was very good. Burn some dried rosemary and place the glass upside-down over it to let the smoke coat the inside of the glass. Shake fresh rosemary, cider, maple syrup, and whiskey with ice and strain into the smoked glass. For garnish, burn another rosemary twig, blow it out, and drop into the drink so it lets off smoky wisps. The theory for this one is the smoke is the aftermath of the paladin’s smite. I used a martini glass because I have a limited variety of glasses but I feel like the garnish floats too much. If I did it again I might use a lowball glass with rocks to keep the rosemary in place.
Hopefully the pun resonates. Shake the bourbon, lemon juice, and sugar with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Top with a bit of club soda and garnish with a lemon round pierced with a toothpick right through the bullseye. I did a hack job turning the toothpick into an arrow. You could probably get away with those hors d'oeuvres toothpicks that have the colorful frilled tips for the arrow’s fletching.
Named because the alcohol is completely hidden by the sugary drink. It will indeed sneak up on you. Dip the rim of the glass in the red syrup, then turn over so it drips down the glass. Stir the orange juice and vodka and pour into the glass without touching the sides (I don’t own a highball glass but that would probably look nicer). Top the drink with cream soda. Garnish with an orange twist (use those little plastic swords if you have em!)
Stir the ingredients together with ice then strain into a lowball glass. Garnish with a “flamed” orange twist (squeezed over a lit match into the glass). Light the cinnamon stick on fire, then drop into the drink. I know Fireball gets a lot of flack but I mean, come on, it’s the name of the spell. You could try that Tabasco whiskey instead if you hate Fireball.
Another one from Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Stir the gin, vermouth, Sambuca and bitters with ice then strain into a martini glass. Garnish with the green cherries. Looks like alien eyeballs in an inky darkness, as it should.
Mix all the ingredients into a punch bowl, then add equal parts orange juice and the soda to fill it out. Add the fruit slices. I used starfruit because it looks wizardy, but you can always add whatever you want to your Spellbook, as long as you spend gold and time based on the spell's level. The blue petal dust can be used to make the drink opalescent, though I imagine it will be less apparent in a big bowl. Try mixing it individual glasses.
The treasure at the end of the dungeon isn’t gold or artifacts, but a Very Good Dog. Multiple kingdoms have sent forth adventuring parties to take it back to their castle so they can give them huggles.
No one at my table would be disappointed by this.
At long last, and to celebrate reaching upwards of 1,000 followers on the new blog, here are the Myxapia - My take on a race of intelligent slimes!
I wanted to do something different with these guys, so rather than just convert creatures form the monster manual, I decided to draw a lot of inspiration from real world slime-molds and superorganisms like ant colonies, which I have a sort of fascination with. Myxapia are actually colonies of millions of amoeba-like slime-cells that function together as one organism. Or if the science thing isn’t your style, they are just magic goo, but that’s boring. The sub-races are based more specifically on slime-creatures form the MM, specifically Black Puddings, Mimics, and Grey Oozes.
The Previews here are low resolution, and probably out of date, for the Most up-to-date version check out the PDF using this handy dropbox link.
- Dem rats got hops.
- It’s a Dwarvish thing.
- I’m a medium sized creature just like you.
- the npc aptly named Booty Call
Its been a While, hasn’t it Guys? Well I promise I haven’t been up to nothing! The Prizefighter was a commission I did for @ gale56-blog , and is one of Several new classes and character options What will be coming in the next few days! While there are admittedly dozens of boxer/pugilist homebrew builds out there, I tried to give this one a unique feel that could be easily adapted to any sort of athlete combatant with just a little re-flavoring. Check it out!
Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?
Teacher:
Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone
Bloodfire Ooze Huge ooze, neutral evil Armor Class 11 Hit Points 150 (12d12 + 72) Speed 30 ft. Str 22, Dex 13, Con 22, Int 2, Wis 11, Cha 4 Damage Immunities fire Damage Resistances acid, lightning Damage Vulnerabilities cold Condition Immunities blinded, charmed, deafened, exhaustion, frightened, prone Senses blindsight 60 ft. passive Perception 10 Languages - Challenge 7 (2900 XP) Burning Blood. Whenever the ooze takes slashing or piercing damage from a creature within 5 feet of it, that creature takes 7 (2d6) fire damage. Empower Fire. Creatures within 60 feet of the ooze have vulnerability to fire damage from sources other than the ooze. Magic Resistance. The ooze has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects. Actions Multiattack. The ooze makes two slam attacks. Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 19 (3d8+6) bludgeoning damage plus 10 (3d6) fire damage. Flame Burst (Recharge 5-6). The ooze exudes a blast of fire. Each creature within 10 feet of the ooze must make a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw, taking 42 (12d6) fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
A bloodfire ooze is created from a mix of the blood of innocents and demonic ichor. These oozes are commonly found in the company of wizards who favor fire, or elemental cults. The horrible ritual that creates a bloodfire ooze takes an entire day and requires the sacrifice of at least one hundred humanoids as well as the blood of a demon of Challenge Rating 6 or higher. The blood and ichor must be mixed in a massive cauldron, and when it emerges it serves only its creator. Bloodfire oozes whose creators have abandoned them or died, will wander through ruins subsisting on whatever they can burn and consume. It is said they may sometimes come about spontaneously in areas of great unholy or demonic presence, but whether or not such rumors are true is unknown.
Originally from the Monster Manual IV. If there is a monster from 3.5 or Pathfinder that you want to see converted to 5e, feel free to send me a message or submit a monster request on the submit page.
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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
feel free to add more!
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
I am sure you will go on taking advantage of these fine people with your lies and your greed, but know that when you are gone, the same worms will eat you too.
“Face your mortality. Choose your requiem.” is one of the greatest things i’ve ever read, ngl
[by u/astonishingantman / reddit]
“I created this thing over two years ago as a joke item. One of my players became convinced that I was trying to trick them, and that it was a real Deck of Many Things. His paranoia spread, and the party nearly killed each other over it. After some impromptu group therapy, they decided to leave the Deck be and never speak of it again.
So now you get to use it. Have fun!”
Wondrous Item, Legendary
A set of 10 cards that come in a small box. “Deck of Certain Things” has been crudely carved into the box’s lid in Common.
Before you draw a card, you must declare how many cards you intend to draw and then draw them randomly (you can use a d10 to simulate the deck). Any cards drawn in excess of this number have no effect. Otherwise, as soon as you draw a card from the deck, its magic takes effect. Each card must be drawn no more than 1 hour after the previous draw. If you fail to draw the chosen number, the remaining cards fly from the deck and take effect all at once. Once a card is drawn it cannot reappear.
Once all 10 cards have been drawn, a pair of Gloves of Thievery appear in the deck box, along with a note thanking the Deck’s owner for the fun.
The cards are decorated with shoddy-looking artwork, seemingly scribbled with crayon. They are:
1. Grass is Greener (st. Paul and the broken bones)
2. 1950 (king princess)
3. Summertime Sadness (lana del rey and Cedric Gervais)
4. Sweater Weather (The Neighborhood)
5. Rains of Castamere (The National) also What do we do with a drunken sailor (idk artist because it's a pirate shanty lol)
6. I'd love to change the world matsubs remix ( Jetta and Matsubs)
7. R U Mine (Arctic Monkeys)
8. I cant feel my face (The Weeknd)
9. Over The Rainbow (Israel Kamakawiwo'ole)
10. Drop the Game (Flume and Chet Faker)
11. I don't get tired of songs so I guess Sober (Childish Gambino)
12. This is Gospel (P!ATD)
13. Take on me (Aha) this also works for my dance to one
14. Pursuit of happiness (nightmare) (by Kid Kudi, Mgmt, ratatat)
15. Feeling good (Michael Bublé)
16. Für Elise (Ludwig Van Beethoven)
17. Lost Like Me (BoTalks)
18. Kryptonite (3 Doors Down)
19. Lost Like Me (BoTalks)
20. Every song I've listed
21. Jocelyn Flores (XXXTENTACION)
22. Again every song I list
23. Every song I list but if you like beatbox listen to Choose (Alexinho)
24. Emperors New Clothes (P!ATD) kinda
25. Killer Queen (Queen)
26. Mine (Bazzi)
27. Him and I (Halsey and G-Eazy) just because they broke up like a week after release
28. Rains of Castamere (The National) and Drop the Game (Flume and Jeff Faker)
29. Pumpit' or Boom Boom Boom (Black eye peas)
30. Young, Dumb & Broke (Khalid)
So yeah I know I have some repeats but yeah lol
Scenes from our game prototype
I’ve poured my cyberpunk heart into this game. Everything - except the holographic billboards - is made from voxels (small cubes) and then brought into Unity for rendering.
You will find more bits and pieces on my blog and I plan to add more. The future is now.
That cloaked figure that’s been following your party? Animated cloak, the wizard forgot it at home and it got lonely.
op change your url
When a player character dies, keep the character but replace the player.
When a player character dies, keep all the same because revivify is really accessible
When a player character dies, roll up a new character as a replacement.
When a character dies become Dr. Frankenstein and discover a new reviving technique
When a character dies, they become a fighter.
There’s an extreme curse across the land: whenever someone dies, they become a Beholder.
This curse was started by an Evil Wizard who needed to farm eyestalks for a spell.
When a player character dies, eat them
When a player character dies, a giant elk picks them up in its mouth and runs off. Where does he go, what does he do to the bodies.
More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:
Which OC has the best villain laugh?
The Evil E(lk)
