They tried it

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

me too

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

op weve talked about your url

hey watch this everyone, i can make the words "trans rights" appear using nothing but the letters already in this post

i’m so proud of u, fish

i haven't done it yet!!!! just a sec!

You can do it fish!!! I believe in you!!!!

it is done!!!!!!!

YEAH! GO FISH! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!

alternate version!!!!!!!!!!

idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems 

LET’S get DOWN to BI-SINESS. TLTo DEFEAT. The HUNS. I will DATE your DAUGHTERS. And I’ll DATE. Your SONS.

you can’t lie and say you didn’t sing that to the proper tune in your head

There's only 163 countries on the survey, and the US is right above Saudi Arabia

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

Look at the duck’s FACE

H A L P

Or rather his reaction is thank Donald he didn’t eat me

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

madam spgheettey 

and her assistant mr guack

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

High tech lock is "invincible to people who do not have a screwdriver"

LockPickingLawyer, a recreational lock picker, was sent a fingerprint padlock for review. He emailed the manufacture to let them know that he’d discovered a security vulnerability: “Upon examining the lock, I found that if you remove the three screws, the lock falls apart. The shackle can be opened and relocked without the owner’s fingerprint or knowledge.”

The manufacturer replied: “the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”

Thank goodness a set of torx drivers costs $4, or this might be a concern for anyone using this lock

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/15/high-tech-lock-is-invincible.html

lol

is tumblr making it so the url on your posts change when you change your url? thats gonna ruin a lot of posts where the url is the entire joke

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

found something truly incredible today lads

but….

……I wonder……..

banana for scale

That might be the first time I’ve ever heard someone evoke the name of Todd in hope rather than anger