Avatar

Come At Me Bro

@blonde-weasley

Reylo and Jane/Demetri
She/Her pronouns
No clue how to use this
Avatar
Avatar
panlight

If Bella had asked

bella: Hey new family! What should I name this kid?
carlisle: Perhaps Elizabeth, for Edward’s human mother?
esme: I second that! ‘Elizabeth Renee?’ If it’s a boy, name him Lyle after Carlisle, or Masen!
rosalie: Lillian Rose, after me, since I’m the only one 100% supporting you right now??? Emmett if it’s a boy.
jasper: I’ll probably have to be the one to destroy it if it turns out to be a monster. So, pass.
alice: Ow. My head. I can’t see!!!
edward: *staring off into the distance, emotionally torturing himself*
emmett: Edwina Jacobina Charlisle Jingleheimer Schmidt.

I’d prefer Jacobina Charlisle over Reluctance “Loch Ness monster” anyway

Avatar

my father said to me once that one of the things he deeply regretted was not putting music on for his father while he was fading away. he told me that grandpa would just sit in his old armchair in the quiet, and not until after he’d passed did my dad think of how he could have played of his favorite classical music tapes for him so grandpa could listen to something while he still could. i was very young when this happened and not much older when my dad told me this, but it always stuck with me as something important.

my mother died at home in a hospice cot, slowly shutting down over the course of about a week. when she had stopped responding, i remembered what dad told me about wishing he’d played music for grandpa, and i put the radio on her favorite country music station and kept it on for her until she died.

daddy died in hospital. no cassette players, no decent radios. the day after he was brought in, i thought again of what he told me, and i bought a little portable bluetooth speaker. even though he never woke up, was never aware, i played music for him too.

there’s no real significance to sharing this, not really. my motivation is selfish, again: i just want to hope that someone might think of this when their loved one is stuck in silence somehow, and maybe they’ll play music for them, and they won’t have to regret not doing so. i want to hope it helps someone. and i want to hope that someone will remember my dad with me, even in just a “story i read on the internet” way.

Hey, OP, you actually might have done a very significant thing for your parents indeed. Hearing is the last sense to go when someone is passing away. It’s why palliative care doctors tell patients’ relatives to continue speaking even if the patient stops responding. So even if your mother and father could not wake or respond to you or those around you, they perhaps could have heard the music they so loved, and perhaps were comforted. So what you did wasn’t selfish at all, and I’m sorry for jumping on to your post, but it’s likely that playing music for your parents as they passed away did much more for them than you might have known at the time.

My grandpa passed away recently and he always listened to the radio. There was a radio in the garage, his bedroom, and the kitchen. All 3 were set to the same station that played 24/7 365 days a year. He loved old country and Elvis. While he was sick, he would put Elvis and Johnny Cash music videos on the tv. The week leading up to his passing, his body started to shut down. The music kept playing. He went comatose and the music kept playing. As he passed, Elvis was playing on my aunt’s Bluetooth speaker. Old time country was played at his funeral.

The music kept playing even after he died. And it always will.

Avatar

He said “square up” in goosenese and the goose pulled up. He wasn’t ready!!

Lmaooo this is my sister to a “T”. Whenever we drive past geese she rolls down the window and screams a bloodcurdling, demon-being-exercised-out-of-her scream

Avatar

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

Avatar

Types of Sandals the Volturi Would Wear

Aro

Keen’s offer good arch support and Aro is a quality over fashion kind of guy. He also gives me science teacher vibes.

Marcus
Image

Marcus literally only buys these. Since these shoes came out he’s bought a pair and every 20 years they give out in some random parking garage.

Caius
Image

The man keeps up with trends and he quite likes how quick it is to put on a pair of these puppies. He also likes water parks but refuses to go barefoot.

Jane

What can I say, Jane is a teenage girl. Birks are her thing and she never goes anywhere without them. They are her travel companions and her “around the castle” shoes.

Alec

I mean, come on. He’s also a teenager and the boy loves Reddit. He keeps up with memes and internet trends. ⚡️KACHOW⚡️ he says as he runs throughout the halls.

Demetri

They’re simple, they’re a classic. He’s got a multitude of these. That’s how Demetri likes it, he also tends to wear cargo shorts with these.

Felix

These are the shoes the Felix wears everyday, even on missions. If he could tan, he’d be completing for a Chaco tan with Jane’s Birk’s. He also wants the world to know that he has not put fake tan on his feet to create a Chaco tan.

Avatar
Avatar
tr33-g1rl

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

Avatar
Avatar
sexceptionul

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

Avatar
aika-chan01

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

🌸🌸🌸

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

Image

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

Stop scrolling and reblog

Avatar
kurooisant

please stop scrolling and reblog this, you could save someone’s life

If you use the app here’s where you find that that question mark

SAVE A LIFE

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
mccoyyy

How dare they look at each other like this. Criminal. Someone call HR.

Avatar

nice to know that p fatch looks at liz reaser the same way Carlisle looks at Esme. shame that he's not even worth a fraction of her fivehead 😤

Avatar

Does anyone else remember the rumor that they were dating when BDp2 came out? Or is that just me?

Avatar

my friend is missing. she's been gone for ten days and the police are going to stop looking for her. please please please she can't be lost please you have to help me

it doesn't matter who you are, or what your blog aesthetic is. boost this.

your reblog can lead to a thousand more.

Avatar

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Avatar
kiralamouse

I’m watching with IMDB open so I can figure out Where I Know That Actor From (the answer is “The Office” with surprising frequency so far)

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.