"Lance! Hey Lance! I've made cake!"
" i know we don't trust me in the kitchen since the whole toaster oven incident, but ... you're not supposed to bake your own birthday cake, dude. "
“Are you... disappointed?”
“On MY birthday?”
“ I mean, I’m never disappointed in your cooking but IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY,” he huffs, waving an arm rather dramatically, “ aren’t you supposed to let us take care of that kinda stuff? “