the lunasphere

sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad

boys go to Jupiter to get. On the compupiter :)

New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever

The time will pass anyways

@pscentral​ event 22: wrapped

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.

felt an urgent need to share some toast appreciation

BOZE ZAPOMNIALAM ZABRAC OD RODZICOW OLEJ SEZAMOWY

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

@ms-cellanies @nuggsmum @angreav @middleagedandoutoftouch @ourladybinxthings @fairlightswiftly @booksandcatslover

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style