i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

And white people take silly photos and my white ass finds white people jokes fuckin hilarious

i’m white and think white people jokes are hilarious

Reblog if you’re bitches

my little sister got a crab and guess what she named it

she named it horsie, but thanks to @rayray311 for trying to guess

don’t start dating your crush if

no matter how much you like someone, basing a relationship around worshiping or trying to fix someone or fueling an inferiority complex is unhealthy and leaves you vulnerable to toxic and emotionally draining relationships. attraction is strong and we do dumb things when we’re infatuated with someone, but please remind yourself that your own well-being should always take priority over any potential romance and run far away if anyone, especially your crush/partner, suggests otherwise.

You have no idea how much this would have saved me a year ago sweet baby jesus BOOST!!!

oh god i should print this out

and dont be like “well my crush is 1 of these things but its ok because i can handle it”, because honestly it still probably isnt gonna work

1) If you literally only want to bang them, and the crush is okay with the idea: birth control in every single form you can use at the same time safely, have fun, part ways. Get it out of your system in a healthy manner.

2) This would have been invaluable when I was a teenager and needed it, so reblog for the teens on Tumblr who are still under the impression they have live up to someone else’s standard to be worthy.

3) More than half of these are also abuse warning signs that apply to every type of relationship, whether it’s dating or issues with friends or family.

You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

read that. read it again, and again, and again. somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot. if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.

This goes for trauma as well. A lot of times survivors get trapped in a cycle of  minimizing/diminishing their trauma because “other people have it worse” - but there is no hierarchy of trauma. There is no ranking system for which traumas are “better” or “worse.” Your trauma is valid. Period.

IMPORTANT TRUTHS.

As a therapist, lemme just say: almost every trauma survivor I’ve ever had has at some point said “But I didn’t have it as bad as some people” and then talked about how other types of trauma are worse. Even my most-traumatized, most-abused, most psychologically-injured clients say this. 

The ones who were cheated on, abandoned, and neglected say this. The ones who were in dangerous accidents/disasters say this. The ones who were horrifyingly sexually abused say this. The ones who were brutally beaten say this. The ones who were psychologically tortured for decades say this. What does that tell you? That one of the typical side-effects of trauma is to make you believe that you are unworthy of care. 

Don’t buy into it, because it’s nonsense. It doesn’t matter if someone else had it “worse.” Every person who experiences a trauma deserves to get the attention and care they need to heal from it. 

“one of the typical side-effects of trauma is to make you believe that you are unworthy of care.”

SO true.

it doesnt fucking matter if someone else has it worse. it fucking hurts, it fucking hurts and thats all that matters.

@pumpkin-pie-mothafucka

All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

I am Jess, God of my aesthetic

I am Dani, God of my fanfiction.

I mean?? It’s not wrong??

I am emma god of the shadows

yEEEES

I am Nate, God of the world and also girls

Well alrighty then

I am death, god of my sadness

I am Michelle, god of me and I

I am Zack, god of the desert

I am Ryan, God of the best friend

neato

I am Fiona, god of the day

that’s cool

my grandma has a knitting club called “stitch n’ bitch” and she is convinced that she will be famous on tumblr for it

please reblog this she wants to be famous