hmmm

Bruh, I hate myself at this point, but, what about a pro hero Bakugou with a Morticia Reader?

Like, imagine Bakugou pining after you... you're elegant, well spoken, poised, femininity oozing from every pore, with a hint of aloofness to you and never afraid to state your mind. Your words can creep out the creeper, can cut deeper than a knife could ever do, yet you never lose that elegance to you, and he is just so whipped for anything that means you and your obsessive love for dark stuff and that witchy aesthetic.

He tries to court you, instead of giving you normal flowers, he gives you dead ones, for which he had waited days to dry, careful to maintain the beauty of them. Despite being dry, the flowers look as beautiful as ever. When he brings them to you the first time, Mina beats his ears off, saying how that it's not how you court a lady, Kaminari and Sero too pointing out just how wrong it is. Kirishima sais nothing, but Bakugou can understand that he too seems thrown off.

Yet, all of his friends are proven wrong once you make an appeareance, hair straightened out, wearing a deep black dress that reaches the floor, with a generous slit on the skirt, where your pretty legs tease his eyes whenever you walk. He loves that red lipstick you wear. He hands you the dried flowers, which you soon take, all the while offering him a sweet smile.

"You- you like them? They're dead!" Mina asks, eyes bulging out of their sockets whilst jaw threatened to fall to the ground. You turn to look at her.

"Death is just a passage. Look at them, dear, their beauty is being preserved, death did nothing but accentuate their beauty"

Saying that the bakusquad is flabbergasted is an understatement. Meanwhile, Bakugou's ears are flaring up, proud smirk adorning his lips at his gift being appreciated.

He likes how you light up when he screams to kill/murder someone, even if he doesn't mean it totally, but seeing you all excited, giving him that lovely expression where he could almost see hearts in your eyes whenever he's go bathing crazy when fighting villains, makes him all hot and bothered.

Whenever asked about his loud, obnoxious personality, and how you can deal with him, people get spooked out when you turn out to be way more sadic than him.

If one day Bakugou is calm, his friends are cheering, enjoying his quietness. However, they turn to look at you when you question him, eyes as wide as plates upon hearing the conversation.

"My love, did something happen? Would you like to talk about it?"

" 'S nothing, just tired" he leans on your shoulder, cuddling into your neck, and as much as you enjoy the physical contact you can't not frown.

"You're awfully tamed... are you sure everything is alright?"

Kaminari calls your name, "Don't you find it better when he's quiet? I mean, at least now he's not screaming like a mad man, and our ears can finally take a break"

You sigh, almost pouting "He's depriving me of the man I've fallen in love with."

Kaminari makes a snarky remark, Sero following soon, and it rubs Bakugou the wrong way. The dormant flame of anger inside the blond is reignited, and soon he's screaming bloody murder whilst chasing his friends, his trademark "Die!" and "Go to hell!" Filling the once quiet room. You smile, concern replaced by pure, raw, unfiltered love for him.

Bakugou adores just how unafraid you are to be public with the relationship, he loves how easily you get lost into him, forgetting about the surrounding world, him being the center of your everything. If it weren't for his and your friends, the world would've seen you in compromising positions on too many occasions.

You could be having tea at a cafe, savouring the hot beverages, and if Bakugou kisses your knuckles, no one can stop him from trailing kisses up the length of your arm. Once he reaches your lips, it's too late to stop.

Instead of normal gifts, he brings you weapons. He has brought you so many that now they have a room only dedicated to them. For what exactly you needed an electric chair, was s mystery to Kirishima, but he's wise enough to not question it.

You're not a pro hero, although you do have a licence since you graduated a hero high, but decided to instead focus on the short life humans are granted, trying to live however you pleased. But, if Bakugou is ever in danger, whether it's a villain threatening his live or a woman overly obsessing over him, you're there, ready to get rid of the problem. You would have liked to use the torture chamber more, but your dear soon-to-be husband always manages to stop you before things can escalate.

Just like you are ready to risk it all for him, he too is ready to do anything in his power and beyond to keep you safe. Although, he has to admit, sometimes he feels bad for those who think that they have an advantage over you.

If a villain ever tries to get to you in order to bring down the pro hero, Bakugou can't help but slightly pity them. You're scary when threatened, and he wouldn't wish for anyone to suffer your wrath. You have a play room, that's the nickname you gave the torture chamber, and the prospect of utilizing it bring you immense joy.

Imagine his surprise when he returns home, only to find a villain he's been tracking down for months, kneeling in front of him, balling his eyes out and snot running down their nose, bleeding from the many wounds they have, begging for Dynamight to just hand them to the police.

"Oh!" You interject, comin out of the play room. "You're home early! Are you hungry my love? I made some spicy hot wings, they should still be warm"

"NO! Please, please, I accept anything! Tartarus is good! Heaven! Please Dynamight I-"

"You know you don't have to cook if you don't feel like it" he grumbles, cheeks dusting with redness as soon as you close the distance.

"I know love, but I thought you might enjoy it"

"You're just bribing me to let you keep the new toy for one more hour"

"So perceptive my husband" you clap once, leaning again toward him to kiss his chin. Bakugou softens. "Is it working? Can I?"

He looks at your pretty eyes, round and big, and full of adoration. Fuck him, he's totally, undeniably, irrevocably in love with you and your weird ass.

"Yeah, but once I'm done eating I'm taking this shit stain to the police"

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I personally love this sadistic s/o....

He's a slut

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person

Completely objectifying Pro-Hero Bakugou by talking directly to his tits.

Gleipnir (detail) by Walton Ford

i see a man wearing nail polish and i have to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustful

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

Heartbroken Dialogue Prompts

1) “I’m not sad I’m angry. I’m crying because I’m angry. I trusted you!” 2) “You said you were visiting a friend and I trusted you.” 3)“I should have known you’d never change.” 4) “I can’t keep doing this with you.” 5) “I changed everything for you. This is how you wanted me to be and now you don’t want me.” 6) “There’s someone else, isn’t there?’ 7) “You left me without a word, without a text, without a phone call. Did you just expect me not to move on?” 8) “They’re good to me, they don’t treat me like you do. They’re good for me so you can’t just come back in and want me again. That’s not how this works.” 9) “I miss you! Every day I miss you, every night I miss you! But you hurt me. You hurt me and I can’t just forget that!” 10) “I spent this whole time loving you. And you never loved me back. Now I’m happy and engaged and–and you can’t do this to me now. You can’t tell me you love me now. It’s not fair.” 11) “I loved you! I lived for you, I breathed for you! I loved you more than life itself! So don’t you ever say I didn’t love you!” 12) “Why wasn’t I good enough?” 13) “You’re blaming them for our break up? It was you! I asked you to pick me or Person A and you hesitated!” 14) “I’m done. I don’t have the energy to keep doing this with you, can you just leave, please?” 15) “I’m tired of arguing with you about this. Nothing happened with Person A! And if you say you can’t trust me then why are we still together?!” 16) “I can’t be with someone I don’t trust.” 17) “You still love Person A, don’t you? You’re not mad about seeing them, you’re mad about seeing them with someone else.” 18) “I miss you.” “Do not do that! You don’t get to miss me when you left me!” 19) “You don’t get to kiss me like that anymore. I hate you.” “You kissed back.” “Won’t happen again. We’re done. I mean it.” 20) “You said you were happy with Person A.” “I am happy.” “Then why are you crying?” “Because I miss you!” 21) “Do you even love me anymore?” 22) “I don’t think I ever loved you.” 23) “I can’t be with you because I can’t trust you!” 24) “You can’t fix them, Person A. You couldn’t fix them then and you can’t fix them now.” 25) “I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. If you could I know you’d never stop looking at yourself.” 26) “I can’t remember the last time you looked at me like that.” “What?” “You’ve been staring at Person A for the past three and a half hours.” 27) “This thing between us. It can’t work. You and I both know that so let’s just quit this now before one of us gets hurt.” 28) “So we agree. This isn’t working.” “Yeah.” “Okay.” “I’ll call the lawyer.” “I’ll pack my bag, stay at Person A’s place for a while until I find my own place.” 29) “I can’t count on you for anything because you’re never there!” 30) “I thought I wouldn’t miss you but I do. Every day.”

these are pure pain… wth. I love them

I will use 4 and 30 for a request, and I will credit you, if that’s ok.

xoxo

-Biscuit

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

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[Saw this on @seeyouallintherapy ‘s page and I thought it was a cute idea. So go ahead and reblog, or send me an ask with the character you’d want <3 ]

Peeeezy.