how dreary to be somebody !

*sends a message* they hate me they hate me they hate me they hate m *gets a reply* oh hey cool! *types something back* they hate me they hate me they h

love may haunt the body.

Moment

I DON’T NEED THE WORLD TO SEE THAT IVE BEEN THE BEST I CAN BE

golden. don’t repost. redbubble

orpheus this, eurydice that. what about ME

signed, narcissus

Sea Church by Aimee Nezhukumatathil

Give me a church made entirely of salt. Let the walls hiss and smoke when I return to shore. I ask for the grace of a new freckle on my cheek, the lift of blue and my mother’s soapy skin to greet me. Hide me in a room with no windows. Never let me see the dolphins leaping into commas for this water-prayer rising like a host of sky lanterns into the inky evening. Let them hang in the sky until they vanish at the edge of the constellations —  the heroes and animals too busy and bright to notice.

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

well if this is the only thing

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

Oh.....oh my god

when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

like this

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

Hello?

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

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Image 1: A screenshot of a FaceBook post. Peter Field Guides shared a photo of a frog sitting in a cranberry bog posted by Extension Master Gardener with the caption “Frog and cranberries it must be fall.”

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POV you’ve been invited to a very strange house party (You’re also a virgin)

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

Found the picture that was on the sweater

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.

what is the brain but the landlord of the organs