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Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

My favorite part about playing Fallout games is that at some point, the game decides for you that you’ve been playing long enough, and goes ahead and crashes. Really takes the burden of deciding when to stop off of me.

Sometimes I do have desires that disgust me. But I have other problems

fuckin' drawin

FOALS PRE-SHOW WARM UP

this song is called Cbat and it’s by Hudson Mohawke and there’s no better warmup track on earth

the innocence of this 13 year old video

oh my god

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

It's free slug

bugtesting

he's trying so hard and he doesn't even know numbers

isopodmorphic algorithm

fallout of touch thursday

Artist uncredited. From an ad for Hughes LAN Systems ("There’s nothing terminal about our servers") in the May 1990 issue of DEC Professional.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Via

wacky chips flavors sound so nice but it's almost always just cycling through the same 5 ingredients. that is not "barbecue ribs" that is onion powder and artificial smoke. that's not "roasted chicken" that's onion powder and rosemary extract

Three robots by lok du

Wow! What a great Direct! Some really interesting looking games and really cool upgrades to older games!

I can't wait to get a Switch 2! Wait what's that the announced the price?

Never mind, I think in fact can wait to get a Switch 2!

According to Unauthorizon: The Clone Console Database. this is a Chinese Famicom/NES-based educational computer, released by unknown supplier.