no one forgets things faster than I can

i want to live (all origins)

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

DM: She pulls out a large rock and speaks into it...

Me, OOC: Oh my God, it's a rockie-talkie!

DM: [After a solid 30 seconds of laughter] I have never heard anyone call a Sending Stone a "rockie-talkie".

why they keep doing her like this

Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did

“And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

bruh she does Not deserve this!! 😂😂😂

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

#girl all your post have ‘tumblr heritage post’ vibes like there’s so much 

Tags that make me indecisive about whether I should be flattered or horribly offended

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

for some real context rather than screenshots of other social media sites here's an article by the player in question covering the event

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@lamontation

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?