Confess and get the fuck out

These sound like the words of a broken man

They are the words of a broken man

[A mashup between ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’ and ‘Low’ is playing.]

They’re like what have we done

rather than count every single spoonful of ice cream between them, my youngest siblings saved time by sawing each pint perfectly down the center with a steak knife

One serves and the other picks is how me and my brother fairly survived our childhood

Honestly I’m living for teen vogue right now

Gotta love my mother’s words of wisdom

me in the kitchen at 1 am

Wild Deer Crashes Wedding Shoot to Eat Bride’s Bouquet

Found this far funnier than I should have

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Protestant sanctuaries be like:

“Get rid of the Mary imagery. We can’t let people know that women EXIST”

“What could you possibly miss about Catholicism?”

This final one is possibly my favorite addition to this post.

Chris Evans as Golden Retrievers

Credit: @notlikethecar