what if something good happens?

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

screaming

and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

Gonna scream oh my Gd

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you