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hunk: so what about that bonding moment huh are you still hung up on it

keith: what no im totally over it haha :)

keith, internally:

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heaventide

Playing Pokémon GO with Peter Headcanons

a/n: i started playing and found my new love for clefairies (THEY’RE SO CUTE). also i’m level 8, team mystic!!

• “PETER WE NEED TO GO.” “why?” “THERE’S A FUCKING CHARMANDER NEARBY!” “OH SHIT OKAY LET’S GO!” • going to e v e r y pokestop in queens (and to some in brooklyn) • peter swinging the both of you so you can get that snorlax you’ve been eyeing and he can get a bulbasaur • “WHY ARE THERE ONLY RATTATAS HERE?!” • victorious kisses • like, a lot of them. • sneaking out together to walk around • getting the entire avengers team hooked onto the game • tony spending a shit ton of money on pokecoins • you and peter challenging each other • “which ever one of us gets a pikachu first has permission to give the other a tickle fight!” “you’re on!” • peter getting that pikachu first and literally attacking you with tickles • which then turns into a makeout session • “WE’RE IN THE SAME PLACE. WHY IS THERE A CLEFAIRY NEAR YOU AND NOT ME?” • sitting in between two pokestops for hours snuggling and patrolling your phones • bragging about which pokémon with the highest CP you have • belting out the theme song whenever walking around • peter as spider-man knocking out the creeps who lurk in pokestops to kidnap kids • “you know, the game’s supposed to be for catching pokémon, not kids.” • rewatching indigo league on netflix while cuddling • complaining about why ash and misty weren’t ever together • debating on which team to join • dressing up as ash and misty while going on walks • “you know, you’re cuter than the cutest pokémon ever.” “and which one would that be?” “i don’t know, you’re cuter than every one there is.”

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Being Peter’s girlfriend, and meeting the Avengers would include…

(Requested)

  • The team not reacting too well when Peter tells them that he has a girlfriend
  • “What’s her name?”
  • “What’s her foot size?”
  • “How tall is she?”
  • “How did you meet her?”
  • “When did you meet her?”
  • “Why didn’t you tell us?”
  • “How the hell did you get her to agree to date you?”
  • Peter having to try to persuade the team to meet you for weeks
  • “Come on, guys, she’s awesome. You’ll love her!”
  • But their all pretty hesitant, especially since their afraid you’ll faint or scream something
  • Peter forgetting to tell you that he’d be introducing you to the Earth’s mightiest heroes on the day he was meant to take you to the Avengers Tower
  • So he just blindfolds you and tell you that it’s a ‘surprise’“You’ll love it, I promise.” “Peter, I swear to god, if you are about to dunk me in a slime tank like the last time, I will slap you into next week.”
  • The team being sceptical when Peter walks into the Tower with a blind-folded girl
  • “Please don’t tell me you kidnapped her off the street, Parker. You don’t have to lie to us that you have a girlfriend, it’s okay.”
  • And when he takes off your blindfold, you just stand there, staring at the team, your jaw hitting the ground
  • Everybody expecting you to just cry and fangirl at Steve, or faint at the sight of Tony Stark or Thor, but you just-
  • “Oh my god, Black Widow, holy shit, it’s an honour, wow, oh my god.”
  • The team standing and watching, confused, as you continue to freak out over Natasha, who honestly doesn’t know what to do in this situation
  • Introducing yourself once your finished fangirling
  • “I’m Y/n, hi.”
  • Tony being his usual rude, sarcastic self when you first introduce yourself
  • “Alright, well, Parker, it was nice meeting your lady friend, but I’m going to go down to the lab now.”
  • But you wouldn’t take that crap from anybody, not even Tony Stark
  • “Yeah, just go down to your man-cave and have a nice little play-date with your robots, Mr. Stark.”
  • Which helps you gain instant respect from Clint, Natasha, Steve and Bruce
  • The team being surprised that you’re dating Peter
  • “I always thought you’d end up dating your Star Wars poster, Parker.”
  • Asking every Avenger for a high-five, successfully completing a task on your bucket list
  • Ending up spending the entire day at the Tower
  • Running around the many levels, checking out all of Tony’s expensive rich people stuff
  • “You have a kitchen in the bathroom?! Wow.”
  • BAKING WITH THE AVENGERS.
  • “Wait, no, Thor you don’t throw the milk at the wal-”
  • Spending most of the time having petty arguments with Tony, since both of you are both too stubborn to admit defeat
  • “Blue is an awesome colour, Mr. Stark. It’s the best colour, even better than red, in fact.”
  • “Red will always win, and you’re stupid.”
  • But at the end of the day, the billionaire actually starts to warm up to you
  • “Your girlfriend’s not too bad, Parker. Any chance we can replace you with her?”
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Being lab partners with Peter would include…

(Requested)

  • High-fiving each other when the teacher assigns you two as lab partners; you and Peter are the ultimate science buddies
  • And by ‘science buddies’, you mean ‘Peter does all the work while you mess up everything’ buddies
  • “Peter, I think I may have let the snake out of its cage to play hide-and-seek, and now I can’t find it.”
  • Not paying attention as the teacher rambles on and on about chemistry 
  • So you throw balls of scrunched up paper at the people in front of you instead
  • “Ow!”
  • Flicking the bunsen burner on and off, which nearly makes Peter get a heart attack
  • “Y/n, you can’t- that’s really dangerous.”
  • Getting frustrated by the lab safety equipment
  • “I CAN’T SEE THROUGH THESE GLASSES. THEY KEEP FOGGING UP.”
  • Knocking over a bunch of the equipment
  • “Oh, f-”
  • Peter rambling on and on about science-nerd facts, while you mix random chemicals  with each other
  • “Hey, Peter, can I drink this? Because I mixed it with the blue powdery stuff with it, and it looks like a blue slushie.”
  • “Y/n, firstly, that’s hydrogen peroxide, so no, please don’t drink that. And where the hell did you get blue powder?”
  • Texting Tony and Bruce during the lesson
  • “Tony, what is ‘barium sulfate’?”
  • “Bruce, I got a bunch of green liquid on my hands, and now I don’t know what to do. I kind of look like you, but in hulk form.”
  • Glaring at the stupid kids at the lab bench across from you; you were going to beat them in this dumb science assignment if it was the last thing you did
  • “Piss off, Glen. You too, Trish. I can mix these weird chemicals faster than you ever could.”
  • “Y/n, this isn’t a competitio-” “Hush, Peter.”
  • Stealing Borrowing a bunch of chemicals from the science cabinet, since Tony gave you a list of science-y things he was running low on
  • “If the teacher catches you, then just hand her this $50 bill.”
  • “Tony, you’re literally a billionaire. Just buy the stuff yourself.” “Yeah, but this is so much more fun.”

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fistinginferno

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

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Nursey: *says anything*
Dex: *starts searching around the room frantically* Nurse, ask me what I'm looking for.
Nursey: ... what are you looking for..
Dex: where I asked for your opinion.
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misspelled-ramblings

Spiderman should be swinging around the city, alert and ready, and listening out for signs of crime and cries for help. 

Peter Parker, however, may or may not OCCASIONALLY end up listening to music whilst on patrol. Sometimes. Maybe. If you asked he’d deny it, of course (and then you’d see him hurriedly pulling out a pair of earbuds and shoving them out of sight).

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james-winston

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

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silvermoon424

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

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sashayed

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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honey-andrevolution

this is so relevant to my interests 

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siphersaysstuff

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

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anneriawings

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

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gallizfrey

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

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