Oh, I'm sure this chapter won't end up nearly as long as the last chapter, I say to myself. Surely I've learned from my experiences, I say. Totally can keep the word count under control, I tell myself, as I put on my clown nose and makeup.
I have a draft and it's as long as last chapter
How much back arching until Dipper's poor posture is cured?
Oh, it'll take quite a bit of that to reverse all those years of slumping, but don't worry! Bill's making sure he gets plenty of practice.
The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
The Gods fall in love
Oh, I'm sure this chapter won't end up nearly as long as the last chapter, I say to myself. Surely I've learned from my experiences, I say. Totally can keep the word count under control, I tell myself, as I put on my clown nose and makeup.
Hi Neil! Do you think that anyone can write?
I'm not even convinced that I can write. But I keep doing it anyway, and it seems to work.
If they had to move out of Grankle Stan’s house or for whatever reason, what job would bill get to support them? I personally think he’d want some form of princess treatment and not work at all but if prices r going up and “bread-winner-dipper” cant afford this months rent what part-time is bill picking up?
Bill would probably just move Dipper fully into his place in that scenario - but let's assume he's gotta make some real-world cheddar.
So it's crime, of course! But that's too obvious, so let's say something or someone forbade him from creating an organized crime ring, or doing murder-for-hire, and refused to be the getaway driver for his bank robbery scheme like a total killjoy. He'd have to come up with something else! More 'innocuous', but still lucrative.
He gets into crypto scams.
I like to think its less that he missed seeing the cult au eyes, and more like he saw them when they first appeared, went "another one? Boring" and blocked the channels, so to speak. Jokes on you idiot, you could've found your husband years earlier and with way less trauma if you had a longer attention span
When bill sees thru an eye does he switch from one to another like channels or can he see thru all of them at once and pick on which one he wants to focus on?
He can see through multiple eyes at once, though probably not ALL of his eyes at once. There's simply too many around to spread himself that thin! And of the ones he's currently using, he'll only pick a few to really focus on.
This is another drawing for @tswwwit <3
• This drawing is from the scene in which Bill charges Dipper to take him out of the classroom at his university( Reincarnation!au ) those types of scenes are my favorites, especially in the Billdip
I have other sketches of some things that I want to upload from them, especially from Faking It (becouse I’m obsessed). Actually you can see the sketch of this one in the corner of the previous drawing, I’ve been trying to finish it for a long time but I was a little VERY busy to do it ahaha ^^
i really like outsider POV, but the thing is, it fundamentally works better when whatever is going on with the characters in question is so fucking weird that no reasonable outsider could ever discern it
like, the ideal outsider POV should have at least some element of 'what the fuck is wrong with these people'.
literally wake up some nights in a cold sweat thinking about this
15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍
How would dipper propose to bill? -without any devious intentions, just pure love 😍
He'd absolutely overthink it to hell and back.
We're talking making notes and charts and a list of Everything That Must Go Right for the Perfect Setup. He's made a list of seventy-three options and eliminated half of them. He's fussed over the ring and has three different options stored in his sock drawer, one in the bottle of shower gel Bill doesn't use, and one up in the rafters. There's an excel file with probabilities for weather and temperature and the mood Bill might be in at that exact moment.
Of course, all these things completely fall apart in the most chaotic manner possible, with a high chance of 'near-death experience' to boot.
Dipper ends up blurting out 'Marry me' after the battle, seizing Bill's hand while his own are all sticky with the blood of their enemies and the survivors groan in anguish in the obliterated wreckage. And it's the most romantic proposal Bill could ever ask for.
