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SeldomSmurf

@seldomsmurf

My main blog because you guys don't need to see the trash that I like.
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annetdonahue

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

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avatargrimes

fire cannot kill a dragon.

All jokes aside, this perfectly demonstrates the concept of consent without all the words. A woman has a right to say no and we as men have tp respect it.

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If You Believe That There Is Absolutely Nothing Shameful Or Wrong About Being Gay-

REBLOG THIS.

I want to see how tolerant and open-minded our generation really is. 

And prove to my little brother, who is AFRAID that he might be gay, that there’s nothing wrong with him if he is.

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zencaviar

<b>Unreal</b>

Amazing

Can we get a name???

This is Chinese artist, Luo Li Rong

Here’s a snippet about her from this article (that also features more photographs of her work, including this sculpture):

Rong has pursued sculpting since an early age. She studied art at the Academy of Fine Arts in Beijing, then under the tutelage of sculptor Wang Du, and later she “immersed herself” in figurative sculpture techniques used by European artists in the Renaissance and Baroque periods. Their sense of femininity plays a defining role in Rong’s contemporary works, and the stylistic guidelines help carry on the tradition of realistic sculptures in art.

That. F A C. E

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seldomsmurf

Anyone else getting Aelin vibes? But also WTF THIS IS AMAZING AND PERFECTION

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Reblog if you actually like reading.

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this doesnt have enough notes…..

Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)

I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging

who doesn’t?

*she reblogs with book in hand*

“Books were perhaps the most powerful of weapons.” -Sarah J. Maas

Like it love it live it

“We must always be careful of books and what is inside them; for words have the power to change us.” - (Casserole Clare) but most importantly Tessa Gray

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Anonymous asked:

Best friends/favorite blogs on Tumblr?

Oh gosh, I have so many people, especially with the LC group chat which I love absolutely everyone in. I’ll try to narrow it down a little…

As always, my lovely wife and mate: @mayhemories 

My favorite Tumblrs (many of whom I have had the pleasure of talking to): @rhysand-vs-rowan @ilikebigbooks-and-icannotlie @modernbookfae @lronteeth @nessiansmut 

And all 49 people that I talk to on the group chat, you are all amazing and I love you, sorry I couldn’t name you all here

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seldomsmurf

IT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR

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mayhemories
Anonymous asked:

Honestly I don't understand why you have so many followers. You don't deserve any tbh. You make us wait literally ages for some shitty writing and then make excuse after excuse. Pathetic.

Ok so, I don’t understand why I have so many loving, friendly followers either! I love every single one of them because they somewhat enjoy my “shitty writing” and don’t mind waiting because they all understand that I have a life off tumblr, they all understand that I’m a student and I have priorities, they understand that I’m a human and god forbid I get sick every now and then. It’s pathetic, people like you trying to anonymously hurt me.

-El.

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Ok first of all, fuck you anon

Second, writers have lives. They do not exist for the sole purpose of writing fan fiction on Tumblr. Why is this so hard to understand? Life happens. People get busy. Sometimes, gasp, people don’t feel like writing. And that’s ok because they don’t have to fucking write. Fan fiction (and fan art for that matter) is a privilege, not a right.

Third, if her writing is so shitty, anon, why the fuck do you care if it takes so long? Fuck you and your tiny fucking brain.

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runesandfaes

YESS. You tell ‘em.

Honestly though, what the fuck, anon? If you had even the slightest idea the work that goes INTO writing a fic, of making it amazing and satisfying just to yourself, you wouldn’t have been sending this. You need inspiration and you need time and GOD forbid, the writers take some time off for themselves and not “serve” YOU, you send hate? No. What they write, they write for themselves and they have free reign to post whenever and wherever they wish to. If you’re so impatient, I’m sorry, but this isn’t for you. If her writing is so “shitty”, no one is asking you to stick around and read them. End of story.

El, you’re amazing and that’s a great response. Don’t let it bug you too much, you’re lovely and sweet and you deserve all the love and followers and everything you want ❤

THANK YOU GUYS 💗

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seldomsmurf

PROTECT EL AT ALL COSTS. She's an amazing writer who, surprise surprise, has a real life that some of us actually care about. Anons need to check where they're at in life when sending stuff like this because it is the farthest thing from the truth. Oh yeah, and she has a lot of followers because some of us actually like really incredible writing and posts. I know, shocker right? To end this all, WHY IS THERE EVEN HATE ANYWAYS????????

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dianadworak

Feyre Archeron is finally finished (I think) 

Also I apologise I’ve been so absent the last few weeks, once I’m back at uni I’ll be back on a regular posting schedule:) 

Also I still have messages to reply to so if you’ve messaged me thank you for your patience and I’ll try to get to it soon! 

THIS NEEDS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST LIKED & RE-BLOGGED PICS IN THE FANDOM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-BLOG (I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY, JUST DO IT AGAIN) THIS CUZ U GUYS ARE MORE POPULAR THAN ME AND THIS PICTURE DESERVES TO BE HONORED BY SOMEONE WHOSE PROFILE PIC IS NOT TOOTHLESS WEARING A STITCH HAT!

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

been waiting for my letter since 2010

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seldomsmurf

Maybe the owl kept getting lost???

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WARNING - PLEASE READ IF YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY AND LIKE TO SHMEAR MAKEUP ON YOUR SKIN TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS FLAWLESS AS YOUR PERSONALITY

I am one such an individual, and last night I was super pumped to try this concealer. Out of curiosity I read the ingredients and saw something called arachidyl behenate.

Anything with the root “arachi” such as “arachis oil” is probably peanut related. And, sure enough, I did some research and arachidyl behenate is peanut-derived. Which is the story of how I nearly smushed a deadly food allergen into my skin.

There’s a report here from last year that seems to indicate that some food allergens are neutralized when processed for cosmetics, but I’m not sure that applies for peanuts. And at any rate, they did indicate there was still a risk of a reaction if such proteins weren’t processed properly.

Now, I’m gonna say it outright - I’m not one hundred percent sure that a heavily processed peanut-derived chemical such as arachidyl behenate will cause a reaction. I’ve worn a lot of makeup over the years without checking the ingredients, so I could have easily used a product containing it without knowing. Still, better safe than sorry.

Alternate names for peanut products (anything with the prefix “arachi-” should be considered suspect):

beer nuts, earth nuts, goobers, groundnuts, groundnut oil, hypogaeic acid, katchung oil, mandelonas

A full list can be found here, another cosmetic-specific one here.

Here’s some articles on the subject:

Stay safe, guys, and please signal boost for any peanut-allergic followers you might have!

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT

This can literally save someone with peanut allergies’ life. Always reblog, even if it doesnt apply to you personally. 

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vodkasam

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

This is an acephobia free zone <3

o'course :)

IM LAUGHING

I’ve reblogged this on my main blog many times, time to put it here.

same

This is a safe space. Sorry it’s always uncomfortably warm… we have a lot of pyromancers coming through.

This is safe, but whether or not it’s a space is hotly debated by philosophers and physicists.

You’re a one person relationship :)

Exclusionists aren’t welcome on this blog (lol they hate poly folks anyway)

HEY GUESS WHAT. WHO NEED SEXUAL STUFF WHEN YOU GOT…. UM…. *rummages around* A GIANT ORANGE FROG?

I love y'all whether you love your own gender, the other gender, both, or neither.

Kisses and cuddles are fantastic (Also I saw a reblog saying that an ace person is a one person relationship. Not entirely true dude @probablyromanticrpgideas , unless the person is also aro. I liked your reblog though, it made me smile :3 have a good life btw 👍💕✨)

Spread love to all. Whether ace, aro, bi, gay, straight, male, female, non-binary, trans, cis, etc. Everyone deserves it. Don’t hate on any one group.

I don’t care what your gender is. I love you for your personality. I’m pansexual btw. Granted my blog is just gay porn and spn whatnots. I don’t mind if you take a look at what goes on inside this girl’s head

Ace is a sexuality tho

Your life means so much to me. Human friendly blog here, unfollow if you can’t handle it

Yeeee 💜✨

of course :3

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I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

Okay so I reblogged this post and

There are definitely two kinds of people

Pls pls pls I want a nickname

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spyroforlife

B)

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

im afraid but excited. do your worst.

Last time I did this, the one I got said “caketato.”

I wanna a nickname pleaaassssseeeeeee

hERE GOES NOTHING AND EVERYTHING

(Lol Pleeeeeeeaseeeee)

((Last time I got cute ball of depression))

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awill34

Pls I’ve never really had one until recently

I WANNA TRY

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toxicsanders

Why

you have been dared… I’m waiting

Please for the love of space do this!

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i am holding hands with a girl at the pet store. i love how her voice changes when she speaks to different animals. round and bubbly for the angelfish, high and breathy for the calico kittens, sonorous and slithery for the python. she loves them all, even the great hairy tarantula that makes me cringe. 

i am holding hands with this girl whose halo of hair glows banana yellow under the heat lamps in the reptile section, who offers her index finger to teething kittens. she asks “can’t we have one?” in the voice she uses for only me. a voice i can’t describe without using her name, but i imagine joan of arc heard something similar the day she picked up a sword. she is still holding my hand, and i feel like i’d sink into cartoon quicksand if i let go. so i don’t.

“are you two… together?”

this is not unfamiliar, but the woman’s voice, the voice she has chosen, is angrily acidic. this woman has laced her tone with arsenic, without even a passive aggressive teaspoon of sugar to hide her poison. she inhales, puffing herself up like a frightened lizard before her final words. 

“there are children here, you know.” 

in the future, i think of a thousand things to say. we were children too. two girls holding hands after school. two girls holding hands at the movie theatre, two girls in a booth at tony’s pizza, two girls sharing awkward first kisses after two solo cups of wine in someone else’s backyard. two girls holding kittens at a pet store on a saturday afternoon. 

i know now that they see us through funhouse mirrors: distorted, disturbed, our monstrous bodies taking too much space, spoiling innocent spaces with our imposing sexualities. our innocence never ours to begin with.

even with this, there is nowhere i would rather be than holding hands with her in a pet store, with her voice like rain on a hot day, her peach lips blowing kisses for fish, her grip tightening as if to say “i dare you to take this away from me.”

this is powerful.

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seldomsmurf

Whelp Imma just leave this here.                                 (holy shiiiiiittt). 

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