naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening
Losing my mind over this
Beautiful metal tree art….
“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”
(via)
I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.
The little uncomfortable lick really does it, lmao
officially done taking recommendations for shit based entirely on “has x number of [INSERT REPRESENTATION HERE] characters” like ok it contains 3 gays but is it also dogshit?
when this post came up on my dash my eyes skipped over the sound file and read the caption and thought “someone should make this sound* and then I looked up and felt like I had made a wish on a monkeys paw
zendaya is meechee
Ling Yao is one of the luckiest sons a bitches in FMA, he has repeatedly been in situations that if it wasn’t the right place and time he would have fucked entirely fully and completely up. to wit: been very in jail when a serial murderer just so happened to pass by and convincing him to not only let him out but also not murder him! as just one of the examples. His entire “”””plan””” is to make an incredibly rash decision and then roll nat 20s through the entire encounter until the event is over for him and it Works pretty much every time.
It is amazing.
but fucking Actually though
dude straight up arrives in a foreign country with no plan, no money, no food and no sense and when he passes out in an abandoned alley instead of being eaten by rats like any respectable member of society he instead gets literally plucked up by not one, but TWO alchemists that just so happen to be two thirds of the total number of living people that know the secret of a philosopher’s stone and Aren’t in on the massive government conspiracy to murder everyone
from the second this asshole entered canon he was already bending the laws of reality to his will while face down in the dirt
someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go
phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason.
can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat
Everything about this statement turned me on……
Would you like to publically role play sex about it?