straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
codyslipring
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
ramisonetruelove
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
blckrapunzel
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
badgyal-k
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
I dont even know what to say
nyredmusic
I AM PROUD TO BE CANADIAN
IM BACK BITCHES
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
flowersinmyphro
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
My content gets shittier every day.
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
an idea
instead of closing the great comet let’s instead cancel amy shumer from coming to broadway!
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
maylik-deactivated20121223
reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends
Reblog if You
DON’T support the sexualization of In a Heartbeat characters via fan art because they are canonically 13-14 years old and the sexualization of LGBT needs to stop.
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
koifysh-deactivated20171118
nyredmusic
aw god bless u bby <3
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
HOW WILL I DIE?
Crushed by hugs…? That’s not a bad way to go
boneaterlove
Fellated by hugs? I’m still confused on that first word.
12pmetu
Penetrated by Justin Bieber. What the actual fuck?!
dark-queen-world-522
Bored forma my family!!!? ¿¡WTF!?
tokachithewarrier2
Eating out by living!!
Tortured by the world we live in Accurate
jill-da-triangle
Tortured by hugs. Yay!!
beanmeboi
HAPPY WITH LIFE !
artnomancer
Eaten out by grandpa. No.
vyarakolarova
Consumed by…my existence
Woah
cinnamon-saeroll
Lynched by my family
itsjustwhale
Strangled by the Lord Jesus Christ
kyller-biis
Penetrated,, by living?
nyredmusic
Eaten out by….. Grandpa?????
Suffocated by life
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
Anyone who reblogs this gets a picture of Jasmine Cephas Jones
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
white wlw don’t actually care about homophobia
anglosaxons
white wlw only care about upholding white supremacy in anyway they can and use being gay as a shield for why they can’t possibly be complicit in upholding white supremacy. they only care about homophobia when it affects them and they only care about homophobia to look like woke feminists
anglosaxons
if you only care about a white lesbian in brownface being killed or a straight white woman playing a wlw in some wack ass bland action movie but not wlwoc who are killed off and all the other shit wlwoc have to put up with, then fuck you and your sapphic mayonnaise supremacy
anglosaxons
u guys should reblog this, esp if ur a white wlw
you: Rachel Maddow
me, an intellectual: BAEchel Maddow
straight4sonnycarisi-blog reblogged
get you a musical who can do both
Hamilton: I catch a glimpse of the other side. Laurens leads a soldier's chorus on the other side, my son is on the other side! He's with my mother on the other side! Washington is watching from the other side! Teach me how to say goodbye, rise up, rise up, rise up, Eliza... My love, take your time. I'll see you on the other side.
also Hamilton: I'm a general! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Spring Awakening: All things he ever lived are left behind. All the fears that ever flickered through his mind, all the sadness that he'd come to own.
also Spring Awakening: Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Totally fucked
Spelling Bee: I think Dad is angry, Mom, and I do not know what to do... I think he takes out on me what he wants to take out on you. Mama, Mama, Mama! How I wish you were home.
also Spelling Bee: My unfortunate erection is destroying my perfection
Next to Normal: Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head? Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead? It's like living on a cliffside, not knowing when you'll dive. Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?
also Next to Normal: Valium is my favorite color
Dear Evan Hansen: I guess I wanted to believe, 'cause if I just believe, then I don't have to see what's really there. No, I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts. Pretend I'm something other than this mess that I am, 'cause then I don't have to look at it.
also Dear Evan Hansen: iF i sTOP SmOKInG CrACK-
Falsettos: What more can I say? How am I to face tomorrow, after being screwed out of today? Tell me what's in store. Yes, I'd beg or steal or borrow if I could hold you for one hour more.
also Falsettos: I'm bitching, he's bitching, they're bitching, we're bitching, bitch bitch bitch bitch funny funny funny funny bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Great Comet: So easy to close off, place the blame outside. Hiding in my room at night, so terrified. All the things I could have been, but I never had the nerve. Life and love I don't deserve!
also Great Comet: says the mean old man in his underthings
In the Heights: "Alabanza" means to raise this thing to God’s face and to sing, quite literally, “Praise to this.” When she was here, the path was clear. And she was just here! She was just here...
also In the Heights: he's packing a stretch limousine
Groundhog Day: I thought the only way to better days was through tomorrow, but I know now, I know. Yes, I know now that I know... nothing.
also Groundhog Day: suck my balls i'm out