tongue-bath him like a cat 'til his curls lay flat

when tje piece of media got you standing in the middle of yr room reenacting this gif

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

[ID: gifs from the Granada Sherlock Holmes series. Watson (Hardwicke) says, “Cockfighting is forbidden by law.” Holmes smiles, holding a cigarette in one hand, then says seriously, “Many things are forbidden by law.” End ID]

the notes on this one are really special

And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

has this been done yet

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

Instead of the Dark Side, there's always a voice at the back of Obi-Wan's head that whispers "aren't you tired of being nice? don't you wanna go apeshit start acting like Qui-Gon?"

Honestly you can say the same of any line cook

“Thirsty ratsnake” sounds like a roast but it can also be a guy