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Im Trash. Take Me Out.

@damnmarauders / damnmarauders.tumblr.com

18 | General Disaster | More invested in the lives of others than my own
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I uhhhhh lost the password to this account and to the email I used to make this account but im back bitches --- if anyone who followed me all those years ago still follows me and/or cares lmaooooo

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asajjvxntress
McGonagall: Well, they finally caught the thief.
Fred: Wow, they’re really going to expel him just for stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
McGonagall: No, he was caught taking Quidditch equipment from the locker rooms.
Fred:
George:
McGonagall: ...Have you two been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
George: What? No. We - we hate pudding and we don’t - we don’t use...toilet paper.
McGonagall:
Fred: We have one of those French thingies that shoots water up your butt.
McGonagall: Bidet?
Fred and George: Bidet to you too, Professor.
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prongsrulestheworld
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sugimotos

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING

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Finally 

Pencil sketch and digital color. 

I made this almost a year ago, but I wanted to get to this point in “For Those About to Rock” before I posted it. Took me long enough. 

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prongsrulestheworld
me on my deathbed, aged 123: fu...
my great great grandson: what is it great great grandmother?
me, taking my last breath: fuck snape
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lilyevanspotters
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inehj

lily evans | she had a habit of seeing good in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves.

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overheard-at-hogwarts
Pansy: You're not jealous, are you?
Blaise: No!
Pansy: Good, because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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