The Incorrect Quotes Of Saiki K

Saiko: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Kuboyasu: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Kaido: Now, Aren, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

Saiko: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Kuboyasu: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Saiko: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Nendou: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Saiki: Neither.

Saiki: Because it's twelve.

Kaidou: Saiki, are you good?

Saiki: I have this massive headache that comes and goes

Nendo: Hey guys!

Saiki: ah look, there it is again.

Store Worker: Would a “Saiki” please come to the front desk?

Saiki, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Nendo and Kaido: I believe they belong to you?

Nendo and Kaido, simultaneously: We got lost.

Saiki: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Saiki: *sighs* I have no friends...

Everyone:

Everyone: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Kuboyasu: I'm never having a debate with Kaido again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

Kusuo: Are you sure you didn’t give me bees again, Kusuke?

Kusuke, from a distance: Just open it.

Saiki: You may hug me for four to five seconds.

Nendo: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?

Saiki: NO! Four TO five

Kaidou: TOO LATE

Kaidou: Saiki has a photo of his friends in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears. I thought it was really sweet until he said ‘Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you idiots

*Gust of wind blows through the window*

Kaido: Did you feel that?

Saiki: I haven't felt anything in years. 

Kobuyasu: what color suit am I wearing to prom?

Kaidou: I don't know

Kobuyasu: well whe have to match right? I was thinking a baby blue

Kaidou: since when are we going to prom?

Kobuyasu:*slams hands on table* THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT LAST WEEK

Kaidou:...

Kobuyasu: lavender with baby blue bowties?

Kaidou:

(Forgive me if I spelled the names wrong I'm new to writing for this fandom)

My jelly brings all the bees to the car

I spilled

Inside of the car

Bees are

Inside of the car

They could kill me

I DONT LIKE BUGS :(

Teruhashi: This will make Saiki say "oh!"

*Punches him in the gut*