By rich_e_lord.

I’m actually so fucking mad. Legit considering restarting the whole fucking game again holy shit

This is one of the villagers I most definitely did NOT want AND SHE MOVED IN RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE AND MY PATH TO THE MOST CONVENIENT BRIDGE IN TOWN

HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH????

we stan an inconvenience queen

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhHB4MejAZy/

these frogs love corn

world leaders deal with COVID-19:  a thread to remind you that your leader is useless

Bonus:

Reading a Poem wit hMy Precious Friends

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

Why do you hate Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

🌙 | sensory

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my Trans Brothers and Sisters! You are respected and you are loved and you are valid!

Do not be afraid to ask people their pronouns!

Normalize putting your pronouns in your bio!

Never make assumptions about someone!

and some yodeling for transsiblings yeehaw

it's tdov so I drew this to celebrate and also I love snails

Coronavirus-panicked dad locks son out of house after spring break trip

“Sensible Dad Who Follows CDC/WHO Recommendations To Keep His Elderly Parents Safe In The Face Of Massive Pandemic Maintains Quarantine When Idiot Son Breaks Shatters It”

Fixed it for you.