stop the neglect

reblog for noises

Bengal Simulator 2017

[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

once love, simon opens the cinematic doors for lgbt rom coms it’s over for hetero bitches

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

credit: @spicedogsss

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

what did he say

“you’re fired”

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

You are a SpaceX astronaut on Mars. The earth as you knew it was lost to a nuclear war between NATO and China/Russia. Luckily your mission was to construct the colony and you have enough supplies to survive indefinitely. It’s been 25 years since loss of contact. You hear a knock on the door.

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!Thank you for this!!!

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

i hate when you miss someone but you doubt that they miss you so you just kinda exist in that space of not wanting to bother them, but wanting to talk to them and see them because you miss them and enjoy their presence so in the end you just kinda stay silent and hope they maybe miss you too