Rabees Foam

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

BDUBS THE THING (1982) DUB LIVE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS

im so confused- is this him opening up his face like an animatronic to swallow the commentor or ?? i don't underst

Funniest Joke

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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every character playlist has the

-song where the lyrics are disturbingly on the nose

-song that doesnt suit the character but you havent taken it out cuz its a banger

-bad song that stays because it suits the character so good

-last five songs that may or may not stay depending on whether or not they pass the test of sitting in the list for a week

-oleander by mother mother

-songs that aren't accurate but stay because you needed to hit the 15 song mark

BOY- I SAY- BOY, YOU GOTTA STOP LETTIN' HIM CONTROL YA DARN LIFE LIKE THIS BOY. YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH YOUR OWN DOORS YA HEAR? ARE YOU GONNA LET THAT STINKIN OLD GEEZER TELL YA HOW TA LIVE YA LIFE BOY? YOU GOTTA PUSH AGAINST HIM BOY, PUSH HIM LIKE DA DARN BUTTONS YOU PUSH ON THAT THERE KEYBOARD BOY! NOW I SAY- BOY I SAY- GO OUT THERE AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BOY, FIND YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOY, ITS CALLED THE STANLEY PARABLE FOR A REASON BOY!

I don't remember if I ever shared this here but I made a mod that turns the obelisks into cute trees in Stardew. I updated it last week so they change with the seasons now :)

It's on Nexus Mods here

one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

It makes me happy when they listen

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements

IG : @emperorofmischief

I've only been a cat dad for seven days but when Ollie starts crying cause he flattened his wet food and cant find it I come back and scoop it back into a pile and suddenly his dish is full again and I feel the effects of the transformation upon me