DOOM PROPHET

Poem I wrote ages ago while thinking about the Odyssey. Excavated from a National Geographic article on rising sea levels. [transcribed under the cut]

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he’s telling her about the difference between green and grey aliens.

anyway. onto better things

onto better things thursday

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

i read @brennan-lee-mother 's post and well... yikes

i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them

Adult life is full of so many filters you need to change out. You’re probably forgetting to change out a filter right now.

me and u both ouppy

the cheesecake factory menu was written entirely by a blind elderly man named Zampastò and contains many references to culinary literature both classical and contemporary

“i do not gaze at scully”

horror sub-genres: campy

Anna Karenina the book, oil on canvas

The canvas is not thick enough, obviously, but other than that I'm pretty satisfied with the end result.

fight fight fight fight!!!

they mean the world to me

what's so interesting about religion in the dnd world is that since their deities are proven real, religion isn't a matter of faith, but a matter of patronage. it's a matter of "i like this deity/ruleset/thing better". it's like sports teams.

kristen, meanwhile, has a deity who may very well be gone. dead. so not only is she already one of the most skilled clerics to have ever lived--she's resurrected herself from the dead, and single-handedly created gods--but she's got a religious one-up on every other priest, cleric, etc. out there, even though her religion has a total population of 1 person:

kristen applebees is quite literally the only cleric to practice actual faith.