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hewwo fwiend

@joe-trohham / joe-trohham.tumblr.com

please dm me i need friends | they/them
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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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chloburbank

stop telling trans kids that everyone has a phase of thinking they’re the opposite gender

stop telling autistic ppl that everyone’s “a little autistic”

stop telling aromantics/asexuals to wait for the right person

stop telling bisexuals that they’re “half straight”

stop invalidating people’s identity and start accepting that people are different to yourself and that’s okay

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OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS

TO THIS

Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw

The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than skinny???

And she’s not really baring any skin??

Seriously she almost DIED fighting for her right to education and now she has the opportunity to study at Oxford and people are bashing her clothes 😒

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

Malala has earned the right to take no bullshit

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amorverde

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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corvvus

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・`)

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chinon

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Please. turn off my fucking life support

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subtleabuse

at what point in my tumblr career do i reach the popularity where people just send random asks or just asks in general,,, i ask for a friend

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chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

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totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

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nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

*gasps* its one of the legendary posts of tumblr

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my weak ass: (holds a power tool once)
me: god I'm so cis-passing... I'm never gonna get misgendered again...
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