there's too many

The fact that Parks and Rec is trending because of Ron Swanson 94 Meetings Day but Donald Trump's indictment isn't says something about this website. I don't know what it is but it says something

stargate atlantis is the funniest stargate series because they kill SO many people. stargate atlantis is what happens when you don't have daniel jackson being like 'JUST because their skulls are SEE THROUGH doesn't mean that they don't have RIGHTS jack' every episode. you get john shepard posted up in the rafters of atlantis mowing down like 12 genii with an entire p90 magazine. you get lieutenant ford kicking a guy's legs out from underneath him and stealing his gun and putting him in a headlock. you get teyla whipping out her eskrima sticks and beating a guy senseless. you get ronon literally exploding a guy's chest. and it RULES

Our beloved, violent little team...

Sheppard... He’s style...

He’s grace...

He’ll shoot you, etc, etc...

And then there’s Rodney...

And our two favorite locals...

for a minute you think elizabeth is supposed to be the daniel equivalent holding the others in check, but that goes by the wayside so fast. by the first asuran ep she's like actually we need to destroy this entire inhabited city of millions. yeah, even after we do the thing that will make them not evil and open to negotiation. i mean we still 100% gotta nuke it for sure. we can save this one guy tho because he wants to seek god :)

like she's my girl i would love to be an elizabeth weir apologist in this matter but they all belong in the space hague together. it's so FUNNY

There was an attempt made by an alliance of Pegasus planets in s5 to do just that. To hold Lt. Col. War Crimes and his team accountable for their actions. ButWoolsey swooped in, played some dirty politics to bail them out and it worked...

"Average person dies 100 times in a lifetime" statistic is inaccurate. Daniel Jackson who works at the sgc and dies whenever he's slightly inconvenienced is an outlier and should not have been counted

[ID: the my beloved meme. A heart shaped locked opens to reveal a painting of the ides of March (the stabbing of César) on one side and the question “et tu, brute?” on the other /End ID]

So, apparently Leigh Bardugo has mentioned several times that the SaB Netflix series will be like a fanfiction of the books and if that is true IT BETTER BE A EVERYBODY LIVES/NOBODY DIES TYPE OF FANFIC AND I MEAN THAT FOR ONE CHARACTER AND ONE CHARACTER ONLY, I-

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

Yep. :/

If Hurley isn't your favorite character on LOST you didn't watch the show right.

These r too cute bro

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.