World Health Organization

Please stop licking each other

Hello, people of Tumblr,

We are here to remind you all that you all are important, and that it is important to prioritize your own health, both mental and physical, over other aspects of your life. This is going to be a role play account, so there will be a lot said here in jest, but please, care for yourself.

Now that that is addressed, please stop licking doorknobs. They taste gross and are covered in gross diseases. I don’t understand why we have to have this conversation.

Staff:

WHO representative: They/them. They are the spokesperson and typically refer to themself with plural pronouns due to the fact they are representing the whole organization. Goes by Rep.

#who #world health organisation (who)

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*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

determined-spirits

[a robot with red hair is standing nearby, trying and failing to climb a wall.]

*The person looks over, very confused, before continuing on their way.*

#who #jackie #osha

who-official reblogged

*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

[offy, who has been occasionally lingering nearby the office, watches the person closely.]

*The person is carrying a stack of paperwork that had previously been on Rep’s desk. They don’t seem to notice Offy watching*

*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

#who #osha #doing a reboot of this blog #new character #open ended

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Anonymous asked:

[there is a very loud series of knocks at rep's door.]

who-official answered:

*There is the sound of rustling papers, as someone cracks door peering at whoever knocked*

[offy sits there in front of the door with a large bird, pouting like a dog.]

*Rep sticks their head out, something about them smells different though*

Offy?

Anonymous asked:

[there is a very loud series of knocks at rep's door.]

*There is the sound of rustling papers, as someone cracks door peering at whoever knocked*

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osha-embroidery-department

Anonymous asked:

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

osha-embroidery-department answered:

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

osha-embroidery-department

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

osha-embroidery-department

We have done none of that, we do not even know who you are.

Em, why are you pretending to not remember anything? It’s starting to be upsetting.

osha-embroidery-department

We are not pretending anything little one, we have no idea who you are. How did you even get in here

Something in Rep’s head clicks and their head becomes clear again.

I walked in, did you hit your head or something? You seem to be suffering from some kind of amnesia.

#who #osha #knowledge loss arc

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osha-embroidery-department

Anonymous asked:

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

osha-embroidery-department answered:

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

osha-embroidery-department

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

osha-embroidery-department

We have done none of that, we do not even know who you are.

Em, why are you pretending to not remember anything? It’s starting to be upsetting.

#osha #who #knowledge loss arc

who-official reblogged

osha-embroidery-department

Anonymous asked:

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

osha-embroidery-department answered:

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

osha-embroidery-department

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

#osha #who #knowledge loss arc

who-official reblogged

osha-embroidery-department

Anonymous asked:

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

osha-embroidery-department answered:

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

#who #osha #knowledge loss arc

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union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

Ooooo, yeah!

union-of-mad-scientists

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.

union-of-mad-scientists

Hmm, maybe... I do do that. I just like everyone to be safe and happy, y'know?

That makes sense! I also like it when people are safe and happy!!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, it's the best :D

*the two reach a dead end in the hallway*

Well that's weird.

Huh, why did the hallway stop?

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

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union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

Ooooo, yeah!

union-of-mad-scientists

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.

union-of-mad-scientists

Hmm, maybe... I do do that. I just like everyone to be safe and happy, y'know?

That makes sense! I also like it when people are safe and happy!!

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

who-official reblogged

union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

Ooooo, yeah!

union-of-mad-scientists

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

who-official reblogged

union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

Ooooo, yeah!

union-of-mad-scientists

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

who-official reblogged

union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

Ooooo, yeah!

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

who-official reblogged

union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

union-of-mad-scientists

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

who-official reblogged

union-of-mad-scientists

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

union-of-mad-scientists

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

union-of-mad-scientists

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

union-of-mad-scientists

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

#knowledge loss arc #who #osha

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