chocolate-hooflepuff reblogged
thollandss-deactivated20231215
reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺
do u think, 44 years ago on this date, when molly weasley announced she was going into labour, arthur, bill and charlie (percy was still a baby right?) didn’t believe it and thought it was an april fool’s prank? it might’ve been in the odd hours of the morning(to make it more unbelievable lol) and then they realised late and had to rush to the hospital
(oh wait i just realised they can apparate💀 but is it safe to apparate an almost due pregnant woman tho?) (imagine they had to take a car to st mungo’s lmao)
(i also realised this thought probably stemmed a little from that nickelodeon 1d prank video- the fake pregnant woman one hahaha)
a random person: i am SO angry rn i could drown 10000 people and brutally murder a panda!!
james: b- but why a panda?🥺
person: don’t u care abt the 10000 people?
james:
james: hey pandas are endangered ok??😤
james: aNd cute
james: in fact pandas are probably better than humans and deserve life more than us !!! whO cArEs about the 10000 humans?!
sirius: where the hell is james?
lily: *cups hands around mouth and yells* lily evans is a stupid, ugly, mu-
james: *runs wildly while waving his wand vaguely in the direction of the voice* AVADA KEDAVRA
#hermione from somewhere: stop sTop stoP you’re saying it wRoNg#it’s avAda keDAvrA not AvaDa kadAvRa#*gasp*#oh no did i just kill james potter?!?!#oh nevermind it’s fine he’s already dead anyway#i know this -loses someone in a crowd textpost- is kinda overused#butttt i dEciDeD tO uSe iT aNyWaY hAhaH#real tags now :D#marauders era#hp marauders#marauders textpost#harry potter#james potter#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect hp quotes#sirius black#lily potter#lily evans#jily#incorrect jily quotes#flowerpot#hogwarts
friendly reminder that james potter is 10000000000000000 times better than snivellous the slimy greaseball and lily deserves so much better
sirius, visibly sleep deprived: *lying down on a chair* my mental health is reclining ahaha
james: uhh u mean declining-?
sirius: no no it’s reclining see, like i am now, on vacation and not doing it’s job
marauders responses to “when life gives you lemons, what do u do?”
james: how can liFe give u lemons? what even iS life? is it a person? is it a place is it an emotion? we don’t know. *proceeds to stare off into space to ponder about life*
sirius: yeet them back at it IN YOUR FACE SUCKERRR
peter: yellowfy the world!!
remus: eat them and spit out the seeds into my enemies’ eyes
someone: eating chocolate aGain??!!
sirius: as remus would say,, a chocolate a day keeps the doctor away
remus, materializing out of nowhere: a??!! AT LEAST TEN DOZEN CHOCOLATES A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY
the only thing remus lupin has ever done wrong is die and shatter all our hearts
#i realised it’s easier to make textposts that simply state facts and it’s fun!! :D#i mEan last time i simply made a post saying ron weasley’s the best kindest cinnamon roll ever and that got over 100 notes so😳#anyways have a nice day😊#hp marauders#marauders era#marauders textpost#harry potter#hp#remus lupin#remus john lupin#moony
professor: ok now be careful as these plants have sharp thorns
remus: razor sharp?
professor: yep sharp enough to penetrate skin- only those with a death wish would even go nea-
remus: *fLiNgs himself into the bush/plant thing/whatever*
sirius: *pulls him back hastily*
*after james and sirius somehow managed to not do anything stupid for the whole day*
remus: who are you? what have you done to sirius and james?!
at some point:
sirius: *blowing on a potted plant*
remus: wtf are you doing sirius??!
sirius: i am saving the earth!!!
james: 🧐
remus: 🤨
sirius: y’know, plants need carbon dioxide and what do we release when we exhale?
james: carbon dioxide!!
sirius: preciSely (¯︶¯)
james: *gasps* yOu’Re a genius padfoot!! *joins sirius in blowing the plant*
sirius: right i am 😌 moons join us in helping the environment :D
remus:
#marauders era#incorrect hp quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#hp marauders#sirius black#marauders incorrect quotes#remus lupin#james potter#harry potter#hogwarts#marauders textpost#SAVE THE EARTH#marauders textposts#hp#james & peter & remus & sirius#after a while they got bored and began saying with a huff and a puff and a huff and a puff the big bad Wolf blew the house down!!!
chocolate-hooflepuff reblogged
missjuliart-deactivated20230107
Happy Birthday Ron Weasley❤️ Weasley is my king 👑
ik i don’t usually reblog any posts but,,,SO MANY RONSSS XD i loveeeee ron weasley too much sO
(in fact it’s my first time reblogging smth that isn’t a chain..or a “spread awareness/positivity” thing lol)
i mighttt start reblogging more posts🌚(for fun)
ron: look i just read this life hack-
ron: it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s
free—— pouring sea water into your socks
hermione: anddd wHy would u do that?🤨
ron: it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free !! ヽ(∩_∩)/
#i literally spent SO LONG thinking of what to write#😭😭#cuz it’s based on another post#and i wanted to make it more “original💀#AND#i ended up only changing like one word *sigh*#this is why im a disappointment lol#anywaysssss#harry potter#incorrect hp quotes#hogwarts#ron weasley#ron weasley incorrect quotes#hermione granger#hermione x ron#romione#ronmione
marlene: so, lily what would make u fall for a person?
lily: welll...i guess if they give me butterflies, and act sweet....
*the next day*
james(who had been secretly hiding behind a bush and overheard their conversation): *shows up in a candy wrapper costume and gives lily a jar of butterflies* i heard you like butterflies and sweets, lily :D sooo
interviewer: ...so what are your flaws?
ron, confused: *internally: wot a weird question-*
ron: welllll i have a living room floor…kitchen floor… master bedroom floor... the storeroom-we-used-to-keep-quidditch-supplies-in floor…
ron: ...oh i even have a dance floor!!
interviewer:
priest: do you, sirius orion black, take remus john lupin as your husband?
sirius: i bAby shark doo doo do do do do *while doing the “finger shark dance”*
remus: is it too early for a divorce