apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

Lmao thank you for this tag

This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you're still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.

twinks are down 1.25%

call that a bear market

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

Just gonna leave this here

gay purple bitch

get it white boy

The concept behind screensavers is:

If you don't touch your computer for long enough, it will start showing you the most beautiful pictures and images, you've ever seen

screensavers are when the computer gets bored from doing nothing and starts to get sleepy. those are its dreams

Happy 80th

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

love wins

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform