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welcome to my house-jay-23-gay&demi-trans dude-he/him-virgo sun-taurus moon-icon by the amazing @scrambled-greggs ♥♥♥ :]]]
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making a mistake at the dollar store

well, it tasted more or less like dr pepper I’ll give you that

see, I really do like sweet meat dishes. And I very much like a highly processed meat snack (those are my usual go-to little treats). I wasn’t expecting anything gourmet but hey, maybe kinda good.

The actual experience was more “chewy, dr pepper flavored grease with an aftertaste of cherry candle.” Not sure how I feel about this. Can’t solidly say if it’s good, but might try it again for science

actually…I now want to pair this with a refreshing Battery Acid Spaghetti and see what happens. Maybe the acidity of the Spaghetti will cut through the grease. maybe it will be Worse.

my takeaway here is just the I need to commit more food crimes

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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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