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Yoda's Wrinkles

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27 - fandom trash - equestrian
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Sorry I keep crawling into your inbox with these head canons, but CEO X Secretary has me in a choke hold (just same as Noah and those stupid Bambi eyes). ANYWAYS ~

Your relationship is finally established, Noah couldn't be happier. Things seem to be going well, business is running smoothly until one day just as you get home, you get a vertigo attack which unfortunately turns into the worst migraine. The vertigo and migraines were a normal thing but when they happened at the same time well you're pretty useless. So you send a text to the other secretaries, struggling against the glare of your screen despite it being on the lowest setting, to cover you for the day and just put your phone to vibrate and pass out on your couch.

Here's the thing, you forgot to tell Noah, whom upon arriving and not seeing you there with his coffee and agenda for the day ready to bully him. He tries to call only for it to go to voicemail which you never do since he can always reach you. The other assistants that are covering tell him that you weren't feeling well which should have calmed him down.

Only instead, he's a menace to everyone in the building, even the janitor is catching his wrath. When you finally awaken feeling mostly human, but still shaky, you call your desk wanting to talk to one of the secretaries covering and the one thar answers nearly cries tears of joy at hearing your voice.

But before you can ask what the hell is happening, Noah has snatched the phone away and is demanding what's wrong. Apparently he's been in turmoil thinking you're suddenly dying of a stab wound, had been kidnapped or some other ridiculous scenario like a drama queen. You wait for him to finish his rant about not trusting him enough to tell him, you explain while your head is pounding what's wrong and the line goes dead before you can finish your next sentence.

You sigh imagining he's throwing another tantrum and get ready to go back to sleep only for him to be knocking on your door like the FEDS. Your head is pounding again as your phone vibrates and you just barely manage to open the door before he tears it off it's hinges. You want to tell him that he's being ridiculous, but your head is hurting so bad you can feel it in your teeth and the room is spinning.

"... Do you need to sit down?" He's not ranting anymore, clearly distressed over your condition and doesn't wait for your answer before he's carrying you inside.

You're touched by how much he cares, but he will absolutely not hear you tell him that he's being over dramatic. After babying you the entire night, you feel right as rain the next morning and all the assistants beg you to never get sick again.

Noah of course acts like he didn't have a level 10 tantrum the day before.

Girl, never apologize for sending in blurbs on CEO Noah you’re feeding the hungry, it’s a good deed

I won’t add anything to it only because I like it so much I don’t wanna ruin it😭😭😭

THANK YOU BB❤️

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ebechnasheim

*nods slowly while sipping tea*

credit to the owners. if you know them let me know or feel free to tag them 🖤

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starsomens
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Listen star i need your thoughts on pushy drunk noah

like all he can think about is being between you thighs pushy drunk naoh

OH MY! Soemthing new 👀 I did horrible in this forgive me

  • The guys dropped him off after the bar :P no usually isn’t a type to get super drunk but hey these things happen!
  • Sure you’ve dealt with a drunk Noah before but like this,
  • Drunk
  • H O R N Y
  • He LATCHED on to your legs wanting “a midnight snack”
  • “Noah you’re drunk-“
  • “MEANS I NEED IT MORE!”
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starsomens

Noah: I need a cat that needs me

Me : oh no what’s happening…🚶‍♀️🧎‍♀️🐈

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starsomens
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Dad!Noah where he wakes up one morning and finds his toddler staring at him head on and scaring the shit out of him (happened to my sister who had her toddler hovering above her head and watching her sleep 😂😂)

this man will literally be frightened of his own kids because they walk quiet asf. just like papa. Like it's a day where he could sleep in with you and your kids are at that age where they're starting to sleep in later in the mornings

He's all comfy, especially cuz he's a back sleeper, he for some reason feels like he's being watched and thought it may be you when he opens his eyes its just his toddler staring at him 0-0

"SHIT!" he all sleep and goes "what is it?"

"I want pancakes...."

SIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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joshlmbrt

˚ ✦.·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚ CONNECTIONS THROUGH THE PHONE | truck driver! dad!e. munson x mom!reader

w; r is female, she/her pronouns, pregnancy, mentions of throwing up, mentions of three songs - very sorry

an; will forever love this little world i have created for eddie his his little family. thank you for the anon who requested this ᡣ𐭩

JULY 16TH 1999

Whoa, nothing can be sadder than a glass of wine, alone. Loneliness, loneliness, such a waste of time…’ 

Eddie smiles to himself when the song starts playing over the speakers of his truck. His hand reaches over, turns up the staticy music, before returning his hand to the wheel again. 

He thinks about you when Solomon Burke’s Cry To Me comes on most of the time - the memory making him smile as he stares at the yellow line. 

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starsomens
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at this point imma just need an entire slowburn series about noah becoming a dad 🫠

YUUUHHHHH HERE IT IS i went a lil ham on this

finding out

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neverknoah

Sweet

Noah Sebastian x afab!reader smut

Warnings: 18+ smut, fluffy smut but still smut, oral (fem receiving), fingering (fem receiving), edging, overstimulation, passing out for a second (nothing major), fluffy aftercare, kissing.

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the more that you say, the less i know |mafia!eddie munson x reader|

prompt: you have the talk with eddie about his job.

contains: not really angst but not really fluff??? language. alludes towards violence or potential violence, but nothing specific mentioned.

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marish hysteria |cowboy!eddie munson x reader|

prompt: eddie's been busy training for competition season, leaving you pent up and lonely.

so-called “marish” behavior—aggressiveness, impatience and general grumpiness—is more common during estrus because of increased hormone levels.

contains: minors dni 18+. dom/sub themes. exhibitionism (kinda??), spanking, with implement (strap), oral fem receiving, pinvsex, creampie, bratting (ish).

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Hello :)

My birthday is coming up (New Year’s Eve). Was wondering if you can write a lil blurb about what cowboy!eddie treats me to!

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i've been saving this one for you ;) was going to post on your birthday, but i'll be honest, i will probably be out of town and didn't want to miss it so here you go!!! an early birthday present for you with cowboy!eddie <3

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