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Well, someday soon

@emerald-coast-blog / emerald-coast-blog.tumblr.com

When the spring brings the sun
+ Jay/Blue - 18 - he/him +
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Hey guys!

I've moved again because i want to put as big a wall as possible between myself and certain people. If you know or are those certain people, please dont search for/give out my new blog, as thats... kinda counter productive for the both of us and defeats the point of me moving. If you find me, a simple block and moving on is good enough. I just want to abandon all drama tied to here, so I'm sorry that I'm moving again so soon. My new blog isn't fully complete yet, but I've been there for awhile now Like this post if you'd like to follow my new blog, I'll send you an ask from there. Thanks everyone!

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the number one surefire way to make people remember something is to annoy them so here’s an annoying announcement that some of the douchebags i keep seeing are gonna get mad at and then remember because it made them mad

[sidenote: gay/bi/pan/etc, trans, and ace are not mutually exclusive identities and this comic does not imply that. just in case anyone tries to get picky. you can be het-ace-trans and acephobic/biphobic, aro-gay-trans and homophobic, etc etc. endless possibilities exist for being a shitty person.]

MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

t h a n k  y o u

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a functional bird human conversation just took place

rio, our parrot: what are you doin?
my mom: puttin the dishes away
rio: you're a good boy
my mom: thank you!
rio: i love you!
my mom: i love you!!!
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lokiloo-blog

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

These are all officially my headcanons for the actual shows now

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May your next period be light and end quickly

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

may you not leak even once

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

May you have no cramps.

May you have no headaches

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

May you notice the leak when ya pee, may your panties be stainless, may your boobs be untender

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