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Last update was on 2024.02.24.
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I saw your last note and just wanted to say that I love your blog. I love your fics. I love your In the Seom content. And I love that you write what you want, when you want, unapologetically. I'll definitely be here waiting for whatever you decide to post next, even though you don't owe us or anyone else anything. Your blog is one of my favorites to visit and I hope you're treating yourself kindly, being well, and doing what makes you happiest!
thanks, just as I am enjoying this time now, we all should take the time to find our watermelon and enjoy it wholeheartedly
you’ve been soo inactive lately. r u okay? 😭
tl;dr: I'm not dead.
SHIIIIIIIBAAAAAAALLLLLLL happy birthday to our fucking incredible talk show host, damn beautiful model, holy shit insane composer, rap star, rock star, basketball star, and perky ass Min Yoongi!!!!!!!
pairing(s): yoongi x reader
summary: Your husband Min Yoongi declares that he needs to be more of a whore. Nyan?!
warnings: discussion about sex life; husband!Yoongi x wife!reader with their pet white cat Nyangnyang; heavy make-out session; domestic + fluffy; nyangnyang!au but can be read alone tbh it's just a husband and wife chatting about their sex life + the antics of their peanut gallery lol
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You didn’t quite believe in soulmates or fate, but you were sure that Min Yoongi was the love of your life.
“I think I need to be more of a whore.”
Precisely why.
Wait, what?
You looked up from wiping down the coffee table and stared at him.
“What?”
“Nyan.”
Boop
happy birthday to our hardworking, currently extra tuff sunshine
... aka, jeon jungkook’s dick is so good and your pussy is so heavenly that faith in humanity is restored.
pairing(s): jungkook x reader
warnings: rated M (18+) for language; a hookup turned awkward meeting at a goddamn McDonalds of all places; smut (fem reader, hair pulling, heavy making out, m-receiving oral, doggy, penetrative sex, fingering, m-masturbation); non-idol!BTS – ft best friend!Park Jimin being a wingman little shit classic
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“Oh, I’m in trouble.”
Panic coursed throughout his veins.
“I can’t be here.”
And maybe a little bit of arousal too.
“Jungkook, this is a public place,” Park Jimin corrected him. “Anybody can be at McDonald’s.”
He almost got up from his seat, except he was boxed in a corner of a crowded fast-food restaurant and Jimin shoved the tray full of food right in front of his face. The other side of the table held various shopping bags full of things that Jimin thought his mother would like for the upcoming new year. Why did Jeon Jungkook have to be here? Well, he was the one guy from Busan who happened to be Jimin’s close friend and Jimin’s mother’s favorite friend of her son’s. Therefore, Jungkook obviously had to select something for Jimin to buy just so Jimin could say, Jungkook thought you would look nice in this cream sweater, thus gaining maximum best son points.
Yeah, Jungkook didn’t really get it either, but he was told that he was getting free food out of it.
Didn’t think it was going to be McDonald’s, though.
hi i love love love the basis of your blog: i write what i write when i want to write it !!! i recently had an idea spark in mind after watching a film and planning to write it, for myself until (could be never) when i want to post it publicly lol but was curious where do you write your work so it saves, google docs?
I paid for Microsoft Word as a one time purchase. You can use Google docs as a free option; quite a few people do this and you can even access your files offline so there's no big differences. I have been writing for a very long time and have gotten used to Word (at this point it's more of a habit).
As for writing, always make sure you're writing for yourself first. If you do decide to post, you'll go through ups and downs and other's expectations, so being internally motivated is important to avoid taking outside opinions personally. Good luck! If anything, writing will at the very least help you express and understand yourself better. :)
Miss u
Watchu upto
thinking I can punch sickness in the face but turns out I can't
fuck
pairing(s): jungkook x reader x (minor) yoongi
summary: Burning hot. Freezing cold. An all-consuming addiction to subspace that dominates every centimeter of Jeon Jungkook's mind. There is nothing to stop him when his favorite psycho demon bitch is just as crazy as he is. He'll do anything to get his fix.
collared au chained, yg | tainted, jk | twisted, jk+yg | wicked, jk+yg | burned, jk+yg
warnings: rated M (18+) for language - [!!!!] dangerous temperature play, do not attempt! I warned you, this is fiction, I am not responsible for your dumbassery; JK is dangerously deep in subspace and, if you feel like him, you need to take a step back and reevaluate; intense D/s smut (fem reader, fire play, pain kink, hair-pulling kink, marking from burns / bites, mentions of m-masturbation, spit kink, ice play, nipple play, handjob, m and f-receiving oral, cock-and-ball torture, forced orgasms, overstimulation, face-sitting, cum-eating, humiliation kink, voyeurism); non-idol!AU - sub!Jungkook x goth, dom!reader + surprise sub!Yoongi at the end; JK's POV ad he's an extra subby pain slut; can be read alone
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“You like fire?”
Fuck, Jeon Jungkook liked anything if his favorite crazy bitch was doing it to him.
“You bring the match and I’ll be the kerosene,” he breathed into her intoxicating kiss.
She laughed and he swallowed it.
His friends had been telling him he had become quite cool these days. He had changed his fashion a bit, going for the heavy black jackets and ripped jeans and old band t-shirts. He used to think he needed to uphold a façade in public, but now he realized that he didn’t care that much. He cared a lot more about how she viewed him. On sore says, Jungkook wore baggy athleisure and made sure his hood was up to hide the marks from his collar.
He was wearing his sweat sets a lot these days.
He pulled away, wanting to look at her again.
They stood facing each other. She grinned. Mischievous, sexy, and an extra psychotic glint in that fashioned heterochromia stare. Left iris covered with a flat white contact. Right iris as real as it got. He bit the side of his lip, feeling his second lip piercing press against his teeth. He had stripped his hoodie off like she asked, leaving him in only his mesh shirt in her cold studio office. The door was locked, leaving him at her mercy.
His nipples hardened as she held up the box of matches.
heyyy, i was wondering did you removed bsod? I can't find it in your masterpost🫢
I moved it to the drabbles masterpost, but here is the link.
sorry about that, tumblr limits the number of links in one post (cringe) and apparently I write too much (welp), if you can't find something (and it's short), it's probably there, but don't be afraid to ask, sometimes my organization only makes sense to me (sorry XD)
hi i love your writing. <3
hi thank you for reading. <3
happy birthday to ARMY's favorite clown...???????
pairing(s): est. poly relationship – yoongi x reader x jungkook
summary: The date of Jeon Jungkook's mandatory military service is drawing close. There's a heart-to-heart... following by fucking all three holes. What? That harsh training is easier to endure when Jungkook has nice memories of his girlfriend's sweet, sweet ass.
warnings: rated M (18+) for language; JK and reader only; relationship talk; all the feels and heart eyes; smut (fem reader, all the kisses, nipple play, fingering [pussy + ass], f and m-receiving oral + face fucking, slight edging, anal doggy, vaginal penetrative sex, mentions of m-masturbation, multiple orgasms); idol!BTS - Yoongi x reader x Jungkook; reader is JK’s noona; based on real time (before 2023.12.11) this is late but I can't not send off the bunbun :D
part of ‘not allowed’ series, but can be read alone. basic summary: your bf asked JK to fuck you, twice, and then on the regular. blue haired JK. 2021 YG birthday, ‘Butter’, wiyllt remix. new skill acquired, JK’s sheer pj punishment, 2021 JK birthday, during PTD in LA, 2022 HNY, 2022 YG birthday, PTD in LV, 2022 JK birthday; 2022 Christmas, before YG's service
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“Yoongi warned me.”
“Hm?”
He didn’t have much time left. But he made time for you. He had made your favorite food (crispy samgyeopsal, hehe), bought you a gift even though you didn’t want to accept them (ended up being Google Play gift cards, which you gladly accepted; however, they came with a stipulation – “you better buy all of my and SUGA-hyung’s in-game outfits with this”), and made you take off your shirt (???????) to yank one of his white Calvin Klein t-shirts over your head. You always refused physical items from him. After all, you didn’t date him for the money, plus you didn’t want anyone to notice that you had any lavish gifts. They would think you had a suga daddy or something.
Hehe.
“Noona, it’s a t-shirt. Most people can afford a Calvin Klein t-shirt. Why do you think I accepted the campaign?”
“So you could be shirtless for a reason?”
“Hey!”
Do you have anything new coming up?? Like maybe a new fic👀 tho no pressure I just wanna look forward to something and you're quite literally my fav author 🥹
tl;dr: idk
I rarely talk about my personal life but, basically, December turned out to be a lot busier than I thought it would be (holly jolly season turned out to be hollier and jollier than I remember), work became absurdly packed due to unforeseen and unfortunate circumstances (sadge), prioritized having sex over writing it (you would too, don't lie to me), and now, because I socialized, my throat feels like I sucked 7 dicks back to back in quick succession, except with more body aches and minus the orgy with 7 dudes (ffs, this is why I don't go outside)
an orgy would have been my preferred way to start off 2024, hah
Would ever write a jk mafia au? 🥺
technically already have: the 'monster' au, the villains au, and the assassins circle au
If I'm writing in the mafia / underground crime genre, it will be true violence and moral darkness. I'm not trying to romanticize or glamorize that life. There are no happy endings and no going back when you are doing those kinds of things.
