My favorite thing to think about while reading mxtx is “can you imagine being someone normal.” Because seriously imagine you’re some normal guy farmer and you hear about the yiling patriarch, the guy that killed thousands of people like 15 years ago via necromancy is a. come back to life b. totally chill now? c. gay d. dating the most illustrious, well renowned, talented cultivator from the most conservative cultivation clan.
big part of being the justice arcana is drinking coffee with the fool and finding a home within them. akechi is just really funny about it
murph: you gotta honor the cock
everyone else:
hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???
If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice
All the pokeattorney AU pieces compiled in one place. Eh, didn't realize I drew so much of it. Side note: yes, that's a Yamper. Good eye on those who noticed! ahahah
had an au thought and ran with it o/
no more sex. we ran out of sex
The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.
hey so... everyone knows Kabru is the opposite of Laios, but nobody talks about how the rest of their party members are also opposed,
- scab criminal Mickbell against unionized worker Chilchuck
- dogboy against catgirl
- Rin the outlaw mage who hasn't actually done anything wrong against Marcille the highborn upper class mage who's secretly a necromancer
- Dia the dwarf who distrusts dungeons against Senshi the naturalist who's lived in dungeons for decades
- Holm the support mage who uses other creatures as a shield against Falin the cleric with a martyr complex
chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job
5.0 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The MXTX Trio Café exceeded my expectations with its charming ambiance and delightful menu offerings. While the service was slow and inattentive, the exceptional quality of the food more than made up for it. (They only served three customers)
i think it's important we understand the game changer spice rating. they get to choose what spice level they operate at. this was probably a high spice. as was escape the greenroom. siobhan thompson has twice chosen the most intense episodes to be on. I am terrified of her power.
Brian David Gilbert getting himself adopted by Dropout is one of the best trades of the century
is it even game changer if nobody is threatening to ruin someone else's career by the end of the episode
his most precious
this is how book 3 went right