mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

no thoughts only him

✨ THEM ✨

Favorite ship dynamic

joining the bat fandom is so fun, you pick a robin and hold onto that thing for dear life

| TALES OF SUSPENSE: HAWKEYE AND THE WINTER SOLDIER- RED LEDGER (2017) #102

By Matthew Rosenberg and Travel Foreman

i’m at my clits end

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

brothers: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em

Whoever in DC comics came up with this design, I want to talk (and shake your hand and tell you you're my hero)

It didn't have to go so hard, and yet.

i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light