hi

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

It's not even pumpkin season...

@jonmartinweek Day 8:

Ten Years Later // Martin’s Poetry

So I got this idea today, and didn't really had time to polish or finish it the way I usually do, so sorry if it doesn't make any sense.

After ten years they have a garden, at least one cat, and each other- It's a preatty sweet deal.

“Oh, Archivist.”

It’s finished! Nikola Orsinov kidnapping Jon sent me spiraling so I had to paint it. The horrors he endures😵‍💫🥺 poor Jon. I don’t think the creators meant to have the wax figures melting but that’s how it is in my head

Detail below:

He’s ready for the apocalypse

Why does he look like he’s going to a pta meeting omg baby no you dont hike in suede shoes xD

@jonmartinweek Day 4 Tea as Love Language // Beyond the Grave (also a bit of Day 7: Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I guess)

This is canon now.

You heard it here folks

Melanie King s3 alternative ending

outcast of the village

god jonathan "completely fucked over by the narrative" sims really does believe he's the luckiest man ever doesn't he

just wait until norris starts reading out his poetry unprompted

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statement fucking ends.

oh shit was that today

does anybody have an extra knife i can borrow

hannibal season 2 summary

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

now sing it to the tune of all I want for Christmas is you

fuck off cunt

No. Fuck on. Also why? Do you perhaps not like jokes related to bad singers?

are you calling mariah carey a bad singer?

Yes.

yea i ductaped a cucumber to my foot last week and its still there and low key its feeling kinda sloppy and itchy at this poihnt

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.