kristoffbjorgman reblogged
Getting locked out of my twitter account during the site's final hours for wishing death upon Dr Luke while impersonating the boss baby feels almost like fate
Only real ones remember 👊😔🤙
Getting locked out of my twitter account during the site's final hours for wishing death upon Dr Luke while impersonating the boss baby feels almost like fate
Anonymous asked:
7 years later and people are still sending you the fucking weirdest asks
It's THE most constant and stable thing in my life apart from the depression!!
Also it's coming up on 9 years since kristoffbjorgman was born and at this point I've been on tumblr for over 10 years so
Anonymous asked:
This is gonna be an extreme throw back, but I truly do miss the Thots and Onions podcast 😔✌🏼 it was peak entertainment
naur naur it's true she was the moment!!
but shannon and I lead regular adult lives with regular schedules now so our free time doesn't cross over as often anymore 😢
Anonymous asked:
How often do you drink these days? And do you still like Passion Pop?
Hellaur I've reached a certain age where I now get actual hangovers and a sore tummy when I drink in excess and alcohol is expensive in Australia!! So not very often at all anymore I'm afraid, only if I'm out with friends or work people in which case I go full throttle no holds barred okay
Weed is more fun these days lol
But make no mistake I was, am and forever will remain THEE passion pop prince of newcastle australia okay? (even IF the closest thing I have in my apartment right now is a single bottle of pink moscato)
kristoffbjorgman reblogged
Anonymous asked:
Heeeeelaur
There’s a video of @kristoffbjorgman saying this while drunk in the DCP housing bathroom after he locked himself in there and stole our phone after we slid it under the door on video mode to see if he was ok.
it was the first time I drank 4loko (which I got from the gas station next to vista way thank you very much) and I did not realise one single can had the same amount of alcohol as a full bottle of wine so I drank 3 in rapid succession and had to throw up :^(
Anonymous asked:
Of all the disney/pixar movies that have come out during your tumblr hiatus, which is your favorite?
Oh this is a fun question @everyone send me more asks like this and less asks about whether I think dobby is circumcised and I may start using tumblr more regularly!
I think Frozen 2 was the last movie I made gifs for so I'll go from there! But to rank them:
- Encanto
- Turning Red
- Raya
- Soul
- Luca
- Onward
- Lightyear
I well and truly did not like Lightyear at all it was so bad why did they do that 🥲
once a passion pop prince always a passion pop prince
Anonymous asked:
What would you do if the Boss Baby™ asked you to suck his toes?
im going to fight you
Well I'm going to push you into the epcot lake world showcase lagoon
kristoffbjorgman reblogged
SHE’S BACK!
delete it flop
What have I missed besties
I finally saw Encanto
Anonymous asked:
Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.
Anonymous asked:
happy 4 year anniversary 🎉
The fact that someone sent this to me on April 1st, four years after jeffrey katzenberg's personally hit the kill switch on my blog for advertising the boss baby to all 21000 of my fans is so dark sided this is why I left tumblr yall
There's an exhibit in Melbourne atm showing art from various Disney movies and seeing the original Jin Kim Elsa concept art sketch in real life was,,!!!!
Real bjorgfans know what a hold these pictures had over me in late 2013